Wait — I thought that’s what the term “elevator pitch” was all about!
Being a “glass half-full” person, I will note that the sign-maker at the University of Alabama at least got the spelling of the word “genitalia” correct, unlike their counterpart at Mississippi State:
My friends in my old home town, Toronto, won’t find Tampa’s current temperatures cold, but…
Clearly, I missed out by not watching the director’s cut of Jerry Maguire! But seriously —…
One of the guys — and I do mean guys — who’s bound and determined…