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funny Geek

Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” paintings recast the Muppets as horror movie icons

Painting: Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger.

Halloween should be both fun and frightening, and what better way to combine the two than to re-cast the Muppets as horror film icons, as Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” did?

Painting: Miss Piggy as Carrie (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Miss Piggy as Carrie.
Painting: Gonzo as Jason Voorhees and Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Gonzo as Jason Voorhees (with Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees).
Painting: Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
The Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Painting: Kermit as Norman Bates, standing at the shower with a knife (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Kermit the Frog as Norman Bates.
Painting: Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Painting: Animal as Buffalo Bill (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Animal as Jame Gumb (a.k.a. Buffalo Bill).
Painting: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects.
Painting: Scooter as Chucky (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Scooter as Chucky.
Painting: Sam the Eagle as Pinhead (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Sam the Eagle as Pinhead.
Painting: Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis.
Painting: Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining” (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining”.
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funny The More You Know...

The only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters

Screenshot: “New and improved MBTI test” by janhooks — the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters
Tap to see the source.

The Myers-Briggs personality test is all bunk anyway, so why not save time and just take the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters?

And if you must know, the test usually tags me as ENTP.

Thanks to David Janes for the find!

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America The Current Situation

Another Rudy Giuliani “compromising photo” meme

Photo: Rudy Giuliani, in his compromising photo, as a “Love Boat” guest
Created by Alistair Morton.

And if you need more context…

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America The Current Situation

That was fast.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Le bateleur

Photo: Framed woodcut of “Le Bateleur”, a tarot card featuring an accordion-playing fisherman seated in front of a table overflowing with cod.
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I finally got around to framing and hanging our Le bateleur (which translates from French as “juggler,” “street performer,” or “busker”) tarot card woodcut print. It’s the perfect size to go under one of the sconces in the hallway leading to our offices, and it looks pretty damned good.

It’s a gift that our Toronto friends Natalie and Eldon gave to us during our visit to Toronto last October, just before we flew off to visit the Philippines.

(It’ll be nice to be able to travel again…someday.)

Le bateleur is one of Canadian artist Graham Blair’s woodcut prints. Here’s how he describes it:

The earliest known tarot card decks date to the early 1400s, and for several centuries they were used simply as game cards, becoming associated with divination only after the 1780s. While the first tarot cards were hand-painted, for most of their existence they were printed from woodcuts using the same techniques that I use today.

This design is my North Atlantic interpretation of the first and one of the most famous trump cards – Le Bateleur – which traditionally depicts a sleight-of-hand magician sitting in front of his table of tricks, the image of a skillful trickster and master of the material world. In my version, the magician is an accordion-playing fisherman seated in front of a table overflowing with cod. On the deck of his ship are the tools of his trade – a cod jigger and splitting knife – and the tail of a humpback whale can be seen in the distance. This magician’s sleight-of-hand is manifest in the jigs and reels he coaxes from his accordion.

 

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America Florida The Current Situation

Sticker of the day: “Orange is sus, vote him out”

Photo: Sticker of the Orange “Among Us” character with Donald Trump-like hair and the caption “Orange is sus, vote him out”.

Today is the first day of early voting in Florida, and there are also drop boxes for mail-in ballots. If you can, vote — and remember that Orange is sus!

Update: You can buy it online at this site!

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funny The Current Situation

Pictures aplenty for Sunday, October 18, 2020