Florida of the Day

Florida of the Day: “That’ll buff right out.”

Before my fellow Canadians get all huffy about an inanimate object associated with the National Religion, I’ll remind them that it’s been accidentally left at the side of the road, chucked off a roof into a swimming pool (and it missed) and used as a stripper pole, dog dish, and baby toilet.

It will buff right out.

Joey deVilla

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