It Happened to Me

Tonight’s plans include…DARKNESS! (or: “Dark-ness! No re-funds!”)

Wait — people ask for refunds for darkness?

Here’s the text of the poster, with all its oddly abitrary capitalization (a growing phenomenon) faithfully recreated:

THE BATMAN

Movie

This is a Dark Movie and will
have a lot of Dark Scenes.
We will Not Issue any Refunds
or Re-Admission Tickets due to
DARKNESS as the Studio
informed us this will be a Dark
Movie.

Of course, you can’t properly mention “Batman” and “DARKNESS” without this playing this tune:

Joey deVilla

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