Pictures aplenty for Sunday, September 18, 2022

Maybe the Queen’s will said “In the event of my death, the corgis should go to the groomer” and they misinterpreted the request.

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Can we please make this the official logo for cryptocurrencies? And while we’re at it, American healthcare?

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(Cough, cough)Ron DeSantis(Cough)

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If you’re really a “Little Mermaid purist,” you should insist on the original way-more-gruesome version. Remember, it was written by Hans Christian Andersen, who was not only a nightmare writer, but also a nightmare houseguest.

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Brett Favre is guilty of at least two heinous crimes:

• Mispronouncing his own damn last name (it’s of French origin, and really should be pronounced “Fav-RAY” and not “barf, but starting with the letter f”), and
• Redirecting welfare funds that should have gone to Mississippi’s poor to build a volleyball stadium.

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Maybe it’s just unfortunately sign placement, but you might think twice before getting the beef jerky.

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A guy once tried to fight me after I said that The Star-Spangled Banner is in 3/4 time (possibly because he thought all 3/4 songs are waltzes, and he believed that waltzes are wimpy).

But it is in 3/4 time. You could either just listen to the song and count, or you could consult the sheet music.

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Once again, an important public service message:

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A reminder for those of you who believe there’s a “War on Christmas” and who were upset about Pride Month earlier this summer.

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As the gas prices continue to drop, I’m posting this as a reminder to you dolts who posted or bought into the Biden “I did that!” stickers we saw on gas pumps all summer.

Also:

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Seriously, are you even good enough to qualify for impostor syndrome?

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Whoever wrote this doesn’t believe in the God-given right for every American to have a gun and diabetes. “The beeping actually helps — it’ll cover the sound of me reloading!”

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“Hey, it’s a 9-millimeter gun! That’s metric! See? I USE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!”

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Listen to this doctor…

…and not this one:

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At last, the reason I went into tech instead of medicine like the rest of my family.

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Once upon I time, I used to associate an American flag on your social media profile as meaning “having a can-do attitude.”

These days, it’s more often than not that it means this instead:

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It’s an iron-clad law of humor that the butt is always funny:

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It would appear that way.

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As a super-social guy, the incessant “I hate going outside and dealing with people” posts drive me crazy, but this one at least made me chuckle:

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And finally, let me leave you with this blessing: