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Florida man unintentionally adds authenticity to Disney World English Pub

A couple of observations from this story, Florida Man Screams at Cast Members and Hits Security With Cardboard Tube Before Arrest at EPCOT:

  1. While I agree he had to be removed, he did give the fake English pub a little authenticity. After all, what’s more quintessentially British than having your steak and kidney pie and stout interrupted by a drunk and unruly patron flailing with a dumb improvised weapon while getting ejected from the premises?
  2. “‘From the investigation which has been made, it is the opinion of the writer that this case is not suitable for prosecution,’ assistant state attorney Aseal Morghem wrote in a court filing, and the court case was closed.” He got off lightly, and quite probably, whitely.
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