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U.S. Election post #11: RFK Jr. wants to protect our precious bodily fluids

At his recent Madison Square Garden rally — yup, the grievance-fest where they let their racism really shine — Donald Trump said that if elected, “I’m going to let [Robert F. Kennedy Jr.] go wild on health. I’m going to let him go wild on the food. I’m going to let him go wild on the medicines.”

That’s not good news. RFK Jr. has bought into a lot of conspiracy theories, including:

We’re back in Dr. Strangelove territory, folks, and should RFK Jr. get a hold on the reins of national health in the U.S., prepare for an era of unprecedented quackery.

Bonus video: Last Week Tonight on RFK Jr.

Because you might need a reminder of what RFK Jr. is all about:

Bonus non-conspiracy: Trump on asbestos

Because TrumpLand is effectively Bizarro World, Trump doesn’t think that asbestos is really a carcinogen and that the health issues surrounding it were made up by the mob. Really.

Bonus video: Prince (yes, that Prince) on chemtrails!

Here’s Prince talking about chemtrails in a rare interview on Tavis Smiley’s show. He can be forgiven for his wacky belief in chemtrails considering he also believes — and you’ll hear him say so in the interview — that there were eight U.S. presidents before George Washington:

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