Sinfest
Superosity
The pop culture references and bizarro non-sequiturs are what make this a favourite of mine.
- “Here I am, at rich kids summer camp.”
- “I thought you said you read my blog!”
- “Reading just words is for lesser beings! Have it adapted into comic book format immediately!”
Achewood
Ray’s been facing off against Little Nephew in a rap battle that puts the ones in 8 Mile to shame. My buddy George would love this — he’s a “math atheist” who doesn’t get “this mixing of numbers and letters stuff”.
- Little nephew write raps dissing algebra.
- Roast Beef thinks Little Nephew’s rhymes are solid.
- “Y’all be like a queer Jack Frost, cold nippin’ at my hose!”
- Rap Battle #1: “Am I being dissed by the brontosaurus of rhyme? / There’s cave art of you freakin’ to Morris Day and the Time!”
- Rap Battle #2: “My fans roll all real in sleek black Escalades! / Your fans be all worried ’bout their D&D trades!”
- Rap Battle #3: The women approach me and whisper ‘bongiorno’ / You’re in your room watching scrambled-up porno!”