The scene: My coworker Kim’s Halloween party. My housemate Paul (who is American and whose parents live in Florida) is having a conversation about the election.
Paul: I voted with an absentee ballot, and I’m registered to vote in Florida.
Jen: Florida? Aren’t you worried that your vote will get lost or miscounted?
Paul: No, I told them I was white.
One reply on “Best Election-Related Convo from Saturday Night”
a friend of mine got THREE absentee ballots.. he is white and from Florida.