I’ve just come back from an evening out with my coworkers Darryl,
Andrew and Sandra, buzzed off a fair number of Crown-Royal-and-Cokes,
dark beers, and getting invited by the band to join them onstange in a
performance of Steepenwolf’s Born to be Wild.
I’m drunk, but far too amped to fall asleep just yet, so here is the
Accordion Guy Eightfold Noble Path to Living Well (with apologies to Siddhartha Gautama for stealing his schtick):
- Snile broadly
- Laugh lustily
- Eat sensibly
- Exercise regularly
- Code completely (a tip of the hat to Steve McConnell)
- Party heartily
- Learn constantly
- Give generously
- Love unconditionally
- Make sure your last words aren’t “Hey, everybody — watch this!”
Well, that’s enough intoxipontification. Now, to bed.
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“snile”?
Methinks you have just coined a new word… Sort of a sinister smile… or a good-natured sneer?
I love booze…
Oh Drunkie, how I love you. 🙂
I’ve always adored this:
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. — Emerson
Why, a snile is the cross between a smile and a sneer…indeed, a balanced outlook on life (while sober)
If you snile, does the whole world snile with you?
Alan
Gen X at 40
I don’t believe you are drunk because you wrote “intoxipontification”.
call me damn it! I need to know where the photos are!!!
Meryle
I always say, let a snile be your unbrella.
Snile (n) – a word based on a misspelling in a blog entry caused by alcohol/drugs and deep philosophical thoughts. A snile is always done by mistake and usually occurs around four in the morning.
Sentence usage: “Hey, did you catch that snile Accordian guy made in his latest blog entry?”
Snile (v): to snile, sniling, sniled. The act of blogging while drunk and/or in an altered state of perception.
Sentence usage: “I shouldn’t have had all those Crown-Royal-and-Cokes because I just know I’m going to snile up my blog tonight.”
— Slack’s Unabridged Dictionary Of Words That Should Be
I sniled the whole time I read.
Popular Music With “SNILE”:
“Learning How To Snile” – Everclear
“Photograph Snile” – Julian Lennon
“Snile For Me Now” – 2Pac
“Tell Me How To Make You Snile” – Aaron Carter
“Three Mile Snile” – Aerosmith
“The Snile Has Left Your Eyes” – Asia
“When I See You Snile” – Bad English
“Can’t Snile Without You” – Barry Manilow
“I’ll Never Snile Again” – Billie Holiday
“Your Painted Snile” – Brian Ferry
“Sweet, Sweet Snile” – The Carpenters
“Make Me Snile” – Chicago
“(come up and see me) Make Me Snile” – Duran Duran
“Just One Snile” – Dusty Springfield
“Chemical Snile” – Everclear
“Show Me A Snile” – Fleetwood Mac
“Snile At You” – Fleetwood Mac
“I’ll Never Snile Again” – Frank Sinatra
“Shadow Of Your Snile” – Frank Sinatra
“Sunshine Of Your Snile” – Frank Sinatra
“Remind Me To Snile” – Gary Numan
“She’ll Leave You With A Snile” – George Strait
“I See Your Snile” – Gloria Estefan
“Underneath This Snile” – Hilary Duff
“Learn To Snile” – INXS
“You Make Me Snile” – Jennifer Love Hewitt
“Ghost Of A Snile” – The Jesus And Mary Chain
“Snile Again” – Manhattan Transfer
“Behind The Snile” – Matthew Sweet
“Painted Snile” – Moody Blues
“Reflective Snile” – Moody Blues
“Snile Away” – Paul McCartney
“Secret Snile” – Phish
“Mr. Sniley” – Poison
“Why Not Snile” – R.E.M.
“I Love It When You Snile” – UB40
“Snile For Me” – UB40
“Snile Again” – Usher
“Snile” – G-Unit
“Snile” – Hanson
“Snile” – Lone Star
“Snile” – Michael Bolton
“Snile” – Michael Jackson
“Snile” – Lyle Lovett
“Snile” – Nat King Cole
“Snile” – Pearl Jam
“Snile” – Perry Como
“Snile” – Rod Stewart
“Snile” – Steve Winwood
“Snile” – Weezer
— Slacks
Are we forgetting about Cleopatra, Queen of the Snile?
If coining a new word — intentional or not — can gather all of this attention, imagine what real action can bring …It leaves me sniling.
bnk