Florida of the day: Florida Man arrested for driving stolen vehicle while a monkey clings to his chest

6 years ago

What, you don't take your monkey with you when you're stealing cars? Oh, Pasco County, you never cease to amuse.…

Star Trump: The Next Collusion

6 years ago

Source: The Star Trek Shitposting Facebook group. For those of you who didn’t watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, this…

What’s wrong with this family tree?

6 years ago

Take a close look, and treat it as a reminder to double check your work.

Everything you need to know about the #TreasonSummit, captured in a single photo

6 years ago

I flipped the image horizontally so that it reads better from left to right. Here’s the original:

Florida of the day: Homeless, armless 90-pound Florida man vs. millennial half his age — who gets stabbed?

6 years ago

It was bound to happen sooner or later — a “Florida Man” story featuring someone I’ve actually met! But first,…

Happy Independence Day!

6 years ago

Happy Independence Day, everyone! And remember, kids: if your fireworks vendor has all their fingers, it means their wares are…

Happy Canada Day!

6 years ago

Happy Canada Day, everyone! In honour of this day, and as a Canadian now living in the United States, here’s…

Florida of the day: Florida woman shoots husband in testicles after he tried to take her air conditioner

6 years ago

Given the heat and humidity here, a good lawyer might be able to successfully argue that her actions were justified.…

Life under Orange Julius Caesar #3: A Norman Rockwell painting for abnormal times

6 years ago

Click the image to see it at full size. Found via Tony Pierce.

Life under Orange Julius Caesar #2: Jeff Sessions’ very selective take on “Romans 13”

6 years ago

Click the image to see it at full size. In case you’re wondering who the white-haired fellow in the suit…