Spring Forward, Wake Up!

12 years ago

Daylight saving time kicked into action yesterday morning at 2:00 a.m., but more people will feel its effects this morning…

“Sweet, Sweet Can” (or: Rob Ford’s “Ass-Gate” Meets The Simpsons) [Updated]

12 years ago

Although Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is Peter Griffin-esque, there's a good Simpsons reference for everything, and Scott Johnson knows this. He…

I Suppose We’re Calling It “Ass-Gate” Now

12 years ago

The opportunity to print the word "Ass" in a headline size normally reserved for declarations of war comes only once…

Why Sam is Glad He’s Not Asian, and Why He’s Being Oppressed

12 years ago

Why Sam is Glad He's Not Asian The young gentleman pictured above is Sam Hendrickson from Culver, Indiana. He recently catapulted…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You His Worship Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, and His Fans

12 years ago

"I'm gonna show her my O-face." Former Toronto mayoral candidate Sarah Thomson posted in Facebook that she ran into Toronto's…

R.I.P. “Stompin’ Tom” Connors

12 years ago

Back during my days at Crazy Go Nuts University, I was a DJ at the engineering student-run Clark Hall Pub.…

Mashup of the Day: “Call Me a Hole” (Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” Meets NIN’s “Head Like a Hole”)

12 years ago

Nine Inch Nails' 1990 industrial dance angst anthem Head Like a Hole has a special place in my heart: it…

A Fifth-Grader’s Dream House, or MY Dream House?

12 years ago

The only differences between this fifth-grader's dream house and my present-day one are: I'd replace the McDonalds with a high-end…

Somebody Call Toronto Batman: Toronto Hitler’s on the Loose!

12 years ago

You'd think that the association with Adolf Hitler would've made that particular hairstyle-and-moustache combo unwearable forever. Perhaps this guy's trying…