• It Happened to Me

This morning’s bike ride was cut short by…

...a well-placed wood screw. Thankfully, it happened only a mile away from home. Looks like I’ll be dropping by Two…

• Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

I would *LOVE* one of these!

The Squeezebox Shop (Scotland) posted this photo, and not only is it unconventional looking, but it’s in my favorite colors…

• The Current Situation

The Trump- and cop-worshipping high school dropout who crossed state lines and shot and killed two people with a gun that was illegal for him to carry in the open

What happened VICE News: A 17-Year-Old Aspiring Cop Has Been Charged With Murder In Kenosha A 17-year-old aspiring cop has…

• The Current Situation

Sheriff’s morbid yet practical suggestion for people staying put during Hurricane Laura

CNN quotes the Vermilion Parish Sheriff’s Office’s grim but practical suggestion for people in the path of Hurricane Laura who…

• The Current Situation

COVID-19 killed 60X the Americans that 9/11 did, and nearly 60% of Republicans find that number “acceptable”

From YouGov: A majority of registered Republican voters (57%) say the number of fatalities from coronavirus is acceptable, according to…

• The More You Know...

Technically, a “buttload” is an actual unit of measure

For more information: Possibly the best Wikipedia article title ever: Butt (unit) Also Wikipedia: English wine cask units The difference between a…

• America

The Republican platform: More of the same, including the lack of attention to detail

“RESOVLVED [sic],” the resolution reads, complete with a sloppy typo that would’ve been caught by an attentive proofreader or even…

• Internet Finds

File under “Funny because it’s true”

It could also mean that your dad’s “legitimate business” had a body count.

• Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Okay, you can stop sending me this meme now.

• The Current Situation

Four Trump comments, one big indicator of Trump’s character