Well, it’s the best grocery store sign ever in my opinion, anyway.
Author: Joey deVilla
In what seems to be an attempt to justify the Norwegians’ use of “Texas” as a slang expression for “crazy”, Texas’ governor, Greg Abbott, has lifted the state’s mask mandate and will allow businesses to open their doors at 100% capacity starting March 10th, in spite of health experts’ warnings.
There’s a point in a lot of dystopian science fiction where the interests of business take precedence over the interests of people’s safety, and well, Texas is just about there. Florida’s governor, Ron “DipShantis” DeSantis is likely watching and working on plans to follow suit, based on his recent statements. Welcome to late stage capitalism!
It’s going to get dumber, folks.
By the bye, if you’re wondering where the image above comes from, it’s from this classic scene from the 1979 film Alien:
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Mug of the day
I’d gladly buy this mug, and of course I’d keep the sticker!
According to the article, the dog walker survived and is recovering in the hospital.
The headline could still use a little work. When I read it, I imagined this scene:
Dog walker: I’m so sorry, m’lady, but I got jumped and they took the dogs!
Lady Gaga: Fool! You have failed me for the last time! **BANG**
I never thought I’d want a golf cart until I saw this one — a custom one-of-a-kind “Flintstones”-themed cart rebuilt from the ground up. Someone in nearby Ruskin, Florida is selling it for $12,000 or best offer.
Here’s what their ad in Facebook Marketplace has to say:
Used — like new.
Custom built one of a kind flintstone golf cart.
Cart has been rebuilt from the ground up
Brand new tires
Batteries
Waterproof radio & speakers
All custom fiberglass work and professional grade automotive wrap
Rear cargo doubles as a cooler and has a drain built in
Designed to be easy to maintenance
Price is obo contact for more info. More pictures available on request.
I must admit it; I’m tempted.
Yes, we can be “America’s drainpipe for weirdos” sometimes, but we’re also a blessed tropical paradise.
While the rest of the country’s enduring near-freezing, freezing, or sub-freezing temperatures, the temperatures here have been ranging from 79°F (26°C) here in the Tampa Bay area to 84°F (29°C) along the east coast.