Category: Florida
Florida Fan
The Tampa Bay Lightning are a Florida Team, and as such, they have Florida Fans. I knew I could count on them to uphold the Sunshine State’s reputation for its locals making questionable choices, and the fan with the “Show me that butthole” cap didn’t let me down.
Better still, not only did he impress me with his choice of cap, but also the decision to leave the sticker on the brim — that’s the biggest power move since leaving the tag on your suit jacket sleeve!
Every time I write a post like this, someone (actually, it’s usually half a dozen or so someones) ends up asking me where they can get one. REPCPS.com is your go-to for the “Show me that butthole” cap (which is sold out at the time of writing):
They also sell this wonderful slogan in koozie form.
Some fans were a little more subtle in their butt appreciation, such as the gentleman below, resplendent in his “Butt snorkeler” cap:
Again, before you ask: It’s available at ButtSnorkeler.com. That’s right, that’s an actual domain name and full-on e-commerce business:
Your regular reminder about Ron DeSantis
It was only last year that “DipShantis” was figuring out how masks worked.
But go ahead, Tom, you’ve earned it.
Florida Vaccine Update
In case you haven’t heard, here’s the latest news on COVID-19 vaccine eligibility in Florida:
- If you’re 50 or older, you’re eligible to get the vaccine right now!
- If you’re between the ages of 40 and 50, you have to wait only a couple of days — starting this coming Monday, March 29th, the minimum age for eligibility drops to 40.
- If you’re between the ages of 18 and 40, you’ve got just over a week to wait. Two Mondays from now, on Monday, April 5th, any adult will be able to get the vaccine.