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Fortunately, there’s a “Star Trek” quote for every occasion

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Change one ingredient; then we’ll talk.

I like cottage cheese, but not like this! Swap it out for oatmeal or yogurt, and then we’ll talk.

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Yup, that’s EXACTLY what I took away from this chart!

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More like a SALMONELLA machine, amirite?

Man enjoying a plate of egg salad in a late 1960s/early 1970s office beside an egg salad machine.
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That dispensing slot looks too small and too clean.

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Recipe of the day: Frankfurter loaf!

Recipe card for “Frankfurter Loaf.”

Ingredients:
- 8 skinless frankfurters (not all beef)
- 1 10-ounce package cornbread mix
- Canned mushroom gravy
- Bottled barbecue sauce

Recipe steps:
1. Start heating oven to 375°F.
2. Heat frankfurters in water; remove and dry; slash at 1 inch intervals.
3. Prepare corn-bread mix as package label directs. Alternate layers of franks and batter in greased, floured, 1½-quart oven-glass loaf pan.
4. Bake 35 minutes; cool to lukewarm in pan. With sharp knife, slice 1-inch thick. Pass gravy and barbecue sauce. Makes 6 servings.

Ingredients:

  • 8 skinless frankfurters (not all beef)
  • 1 10-ounce package cornbread mix
  • Canned mushroom gravy
  • Bottled barbecue sauce

Recipe steps:

  1. Start heating oven to 375°F.
  2. Heat frankfurters in water; remove and dry; slash at 1 inch intervals.
  3. Prepare corn-bread mix as package label directs. Alternate layers of franks and batter in greased, floured, 1½-quart oven-glass loaf pan.
  4. Bake 35 minutes; cool to lukewarm in pan. With sharp knife, slice 1-inch thick. Pass gravy and barbecue sauce. Makes 6 servings.
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Recipe of the day

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Charcuterie advice for your New Year’s Eve party