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Remember, if you’re a “Jr.”…

…and if you’re a “III”, it means grandma did the moaning.

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Your daily safety reminder

Lift with your knees, not your back.

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funny Geek

This is just to say: This is my favorite version of the “Anakin/Padme” meme

In case you forgot the poem on which this gag is based, here it is — William Carlos Williams’ This is Just to Say:

This is Just to Say

I have eaten

the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
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funny

Happy 40th birthday, “McLovin’”!

Since I now work in the digital identity space, I feel duty-bound to celebrate this day, June 3, 2021, the 40th birthday of the patron saint of identity: McLovin’!

As you can see, he was “born” on June 3, 1981:

“McLovin’s” Hawaii driver’s license, which indicates that his birthdate is June 3, 1981.

I would be remiss if I didn’t include the scene from Superbad where he shows off his new fake ID. Be advised that it’s Superbad, which means very salty adult language…

I’m not the only one celebrating….

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funny Geek Music

Cryptocurrency rap video of the day

If you watch only one cryptocurrency rap video, make it this one: Dog Money!

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funny Geek The Current Situation

My favorite tweet about Elon Musk’s upcoming appearance on “Saturday Night Live”

Tweet by @ParikPatelCFA. Tap to see the source.

Pictured clockwise from bottom: Pocket Doge, Flax the Style Destroyer, Gamora Montana, and Edge-Lord.

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funny The Current Situation

How the “Trolley Problem” actually works in the real world

Thanks to Ramon Grajo for the find!

The moral of the story remains the same: BE RICH.