“Which is better, my child? One or two?”
“One…?”
(Click)
“or two?”
“Which is better, my child? One or two?”
“One…?”
(Click)
“or two?”
Lift with your knees, not your back.
In case you forgot the poem on which this gag is based, here it is — William Carlos Williams’ This is Just to Say:
This is Just to SayI have eaten
the plumsthat were inthe iceboxand whichyou were probablysavingfor breakfastForgive methey were deliciousso sweetand so cold
Since I now work in the digital identity space, I feel duty-bound to celebrate this day, June 3, 2021, the 40th birthday of the patron saint of identity: McLovin’!
As you can see, he was “born” on June 3, 1981:
I would be remiss if I didn’t include the scene from Superbad where he shows off his new fake ID. Be advised that it’s Superbad, which means very salty adult language…
I’m not the only one celebrating….
Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old) pic.twitter.com/6E4Qa2tVQi
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) June 3, 2021
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