This note-perfect parody of Conan the Barbarian pokes fun at the Jacob Angeli Chansley, who’s better known as the “MAGA Viking” from the Wednesday’s terrorist attack on the Capitol Building in Washington, DC.
One thing that you should know about Chansley: He’s a QAnon conspiracy theorist, a failed actor, and “failed to launch” — that is, he’s 33 years old, unemployed, and lives with his mother.
In short, he’s a pretty good MAGA mascot.
Someone in my neighborhood Facebook group posted this photo that she took at the local CVS.
I know that whoever designed this was going for a “pink frosted donut” look, but like the photographer, that’s not what I see.
(The “A Hole” in “I Love You A Hole Lot”, as well as its capitalization and placement on its own line, doesn’t help.)
…especially if you swap out the boots for flip-flops and stick a Salt Life sticker on the vehicle.
The party poopers at CNN have since revised the headline’s phrasing.
I look forward to the day when the biggest threat to health and safety isn’t COVID-19, but instead is the melted cheddar dip that McDonald’s Brazil recently introduced.
The McDonald’s Brazil Instagram account asked a question that sounded more like a question one would ask in Wisconsin rather than Brazil: “E se a gente fizesse uma piscininha de Cheddar…?” — What if we made a pool of cheddar?
You don’t get a full pool with your order, but you do get 3.5 ounces of cheese. According to Delish:
That 3.5 ounces goes a long way, according to one Instagram account that showered their burger and fries in the cheese and still had half of the bowl left. Another account described the cheese pool as super creamy and yummy, and wrote that McDonald’s hit the nail on the head with this one.
Thanks to David Janes for the find!