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funny

Meanwhile, at the Saturday market…

Two young women at the scented candle stand at a Saturday market.

Woman 1: “Hey, this candle smells like Fireball.”

Woman 2: “Becky, us non-alcoholics like to call that scent cinnamon.”
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funny Geek

No, I DON’T want to “retire the redshirt way”

Billboard for Independent Health featuring one of their insurance agents in their trademark red shirt, with the headline "Retire the redshirt way."

Whoever came up with the slogan for Independent Health clearly didn’t watch any classic Star Trek, because the ways they retired “red shirts” on that show were horrifying…

By the way, if you haven’t yet read John Scalzi’s Redshirts, or better yet, listened to the audiobook version read by Wil Wheaton, do it!

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Food funny

More like a SALMONELLA machine, amirite?

Man enjoying a plate of egg salad in a late 1960s/early 1970s office beside an egg salad machine.
Presumably generated image.

That dispensing slot looks too small and too clean.

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funny Work

I’ve gotta admit it: that’s pretty risqué

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funny Geek

My favorite observation about RDJ playing Doctor Doom in upcoming Marvel movies

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funny

Some things can only be learned through experience

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funny It Happened to Me

This weekend, in a nutshell