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Not the Most Effective Deterrent

Sign outside a church: “Skateboarders will be baptized”.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

You should see what happens to the altar boys!

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There’s a Reason They’re Called “The Dynamic Duo”…

Panel from a Batman and Robin comic: “Gosh, Batman, remember this leather thong? It still has your teeth marks in it!”
Found at scans_daily.

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The Best High School Yearbook Photo Ever

Now that someone has started a blog called Stuff White Trash People Like, may I suggest “Tacky High School Yearbook Photos” as an item for them to cover? Should they need an example, may I suggest the photo below, which says so much in a mere 406 by 604 pixels…

“Tasteful” yearbook photo of a topless couple hugging, complete with “soft focus” effect.
Bringing us closer to Idiocracy, one bad decision at a time. Next stop: a subprime loan!
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(Yes, it’s quite possible that it’s not a high school yearbook photo, but that was the photo’s title, and gave me a good laugh. It could very well be an engagement photo, from that part of the country where marriage proposals go like this: “You’re what?“)

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funny The Current Situation

Charlton Heston Tribute, Part 1

Heston’s Own Organic Damn Dirty Grapes
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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funny The Current Situation

The Credit Crisis, in a Single Picture

A couple of readers have sent me email asking if there a more concise way of illustrating the “Credit Crisis”/”Subprime Meltdown” than the 23 comic panels in my earlier posting, The Credit Crisis, Illustrated. There is a single illustration that captures the essence of what caused the crisis, although it’s missing a lot of the background information:

Inspirational poster featuring a red van with the words “FREE CANDY” painted on its side. The caption: “Taking Chances: Don’t be a pussy. This guy seems legit.”

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Caption This Photo!

Go ahead, I dare you:

Hunter posing beside a deer he shot as his dog humps it.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Tired: Juno. Wired: Jewno!

Jewno

The Ginger Ninja just sent me a link to this article about Jewno, which parodies Juno by filtering it through a Jewish lens with high-larious results. The video gets bonus points for getting J.K. Simmons, who played Juno’s dad in the real movie, to reprise his role, but this time with a Crown Heights accent. The video also scores bonus points for having an accordion in it:

Keep an ear open for the musical parodies — in the video, they make fun on the Moldy Peaches’ homely alt-folk songs (which were featured in Juno) as well as Mott the Hoople’s All the Young Dudes: “All the young Jews…awkwardly schmooze…”.

The video was written by Daily Show writer Rob Kutner and created for the 92nd Street Y’s upcoming Purim Party.

(What’s Purim, you ask? It’s part Hallowe’en, part Frosh Week and part Asian guy meets cute Jewish girl.)