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The Self-Cutting Generator

First, we had the Church Sign Generator. Then the Tombstone Generator. But finally, there’s something for the emo kid in all of us: the Self-Cutting Generator!

Here’s an image I made using the Self-Cutting Generator:

Self-cutting generator: “Being emo is hard. Let’s go shopping”
Soon to be a Fall Out Boy album cover.

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Bob Kinnear’s Funny Bogus Wikipedia Entry

Last night, someone frustrated with the impending public transit strike here in Accordion City (slated to start at 4 a.m. Monday if this weekend’s negotiations fail) decided to do a little creative editing of Amalgamated Transit Union Local 113 leader Bob Kinnear’s entry in Wikipedia. Knowing the edit would be corrected in short order and wanting to preserve this for posterity, I took a screenshot of the page, which appears below:

Screen shot of the nasty Wikipedia entry posted about Bob Kinnear on April 17th, 2008
Click the screenshot above to see it at full size.

For those of you who are extremely curious and have a little time to kill, here’s the history of edits to Bob Kinnear’s Wikipedia page.

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Bumper Sticker of the Day

Bumper sticker: “Disagree with me? Well, FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG!”
Click the image to see where you can order this bumper sticker.

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Because the Japanese Version is Likely to Involve Tentacles


Denki anma is just one example of Japanese High Weirdness.

Here’s a conversation that my friend Kelly recently had:

Kelly’s friend: Want to hear something funny?

Kelly: [Looks up from her laptop]

Kelly’s friend: In the Japanese version of Romper Room

Kelly: Stop.

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Not the Most Effective Deterrent

Sign outside a church: “Skateboarders will be baptized”.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

You should see what happens to the altar boys!

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There’s a Reason They’re Called “The Dynamic Duo”…

Panel from a Batman and Robin comic: “Gosh, Batman, remember this leather thong? It still has your teeth marks in it!”
Found at scans_daily.

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The Best High School Yearbook Photo Ever

Now that someone has started a blog called Stuff White Trash People Like, may I suggest “Tacky High School Yearbook Photos” as an item for them to cover? Should they need an example, may I suggest the photo below, which says so much in a mere 406 by 604 pixels…

“Tasteful” yearbook photo of a topless couple hugging, complete with “soft focus” effect.
Bringing us closer to Idiocracy, one bad decision at a time. Next stop: a subprime loan!
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(Yes, it’s quite possible that it’s not a high school yearbook photo, but that was the photo’s title, and gave me a good laugh. It could very well be an engagement photo, from that part of the country where marriage proposals go like this: “You’re what?“)