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“It’s not that we don’t like them, it’s just that Jane Goodall’s cheques always bounce.”

Store sign: “Please: No smoking, food, drink or gorillas.”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele and Brian.

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funny Geek

Internet Safety Guidelines

Here’s something that’s been sitting in my “post this to the blog” folder for some time: Internet Safety Guidelines. Enjoy, and remember — it’s funny because it’s true.

Internet Safety Guidelines
Graphic courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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funny

Placement is Everything, Part Deux

Movie marquee listing “Pirates”, “Knocked Up”, “Shrek”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

If you liked this movie marquee, you might also like this one.

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funny Music

Now That Pussycat Dolls Song is Stuck in My Head

This graphic made me laugh out loud:

Bea Arthur: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like Bea”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(I’ve been threatening to learn that song on accordion.)

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods funny

This Guy Digs Accordion Busking

There are many ways to show your appreciation for a street musician: clapping, cheering, stomping your feet, waving your hands in the air and this way:

Droppin’ trou’ for good accordion playing.
Photo courtesy of Ms. Snit.

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funny

Cat Milking

This picture is both cute and a little disturbing at the same time:

Photo of cats standing on hind legs with open mouths as a cow milker squirts milk at them

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funny

Sign of the Times

When the Ginger Ninja sees this photo, I know that she will cackle with glee:

'Elderly people crossing sign' Photoshopped to say 'Caution: Prostate Exams Ahead'.

Have I mentioned that I turn 40 later this year?