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funny Geek

Katamari Dinnertime

I can’t find the online essay I once read about the nature of the relationship between the incredibly tough-to-please King of All Cosmos and the eager-to-please Prince from the quirky videogame Katamari Damacy, but I did find this Jacob Chabot comic showing the King asking the Prince to roll him up some dinner:

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Cosmoprotestant

Kathy will be annoyed that I found this first:

Photo: Magazine parody -- 'Cosmoportestant'.
The three characteristics of WASP living are: constipation, keeping up appearances and mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise!

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“Don’t Put Your Pizzle in That Cha-Chizzle or You Might Get an Illegizzle!”

When public service announcements try too hard to be hip, this sort of train wreck is usually the result:

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funny The Current Situation

To Get Ahead, You Have to Wear More than the Minimum 15 Pieces of Flair


Click the photo to see it at full size.

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“Grover Demands Sacrifice!”

Every year, on the day after Thanksgiving, a few thousand people are sacrificed in Manhattan to appease the angry god Grover. Luckily for me, I was in Boston…

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“Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.”

Found: a photo of some clever public washroom hand dryer graffiti…

Photo: Hand dryer symbol instructions annotated with 'Press button. Receive bacon, Enjoy bacon.'
Mmm…treyf-a-licious!

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods funny

Sidetalkin’

Gizmodo, the gadget weblog, points to Sidetalkin’, a web site devoted to how silly the Nokia N-Gage cellphone makes you look.

For some reason, the designers of the N-Gage decided to place the earpiece and mouthpiece in such a way that you have to talk into it via the skinny side, which has been dubbed “Sidetalking”. Here’s what it looks like:

Photo: Guy enjoying his Nokia N_Gage phone a little too much.

Okay, the facial expression makes it worse. But you get my drift.

Sidetalkin’ has put out a call for pictures of people “sidetalking”. An N-Gage phone isn’t necessary; the person in the photo can be sidetalking into anything, even a tape dispenser. The guy running the site says “I WOULD LIKE MORE PICTURES OF GIRLS”.

Here are my two submissions, and you’ve probably already guessed what I’d be sidetalking into…