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Cake Error

Even the relatively low-tech field of baking has adopted computers: a number of bakeries can now “print” photos onto a cake with an ordinary inkjet printer, edible paper and food-grade dyes. If you’re not satisfied with posting pictures of your cat on your blog, you can join the ranks of the edible imagers — there are companies like Icing Images and Icing Magic who carry the necessary supplies and books.

Since edible imaging is done with a computer, it’s only natural that someone would create a web order form where customers could enter the message they’d like to have printed on the cake. Of course, it helps to make sure that you’ve got the web application debugged; otherwise, you’ll get results like the one shown below:

Cake with writing that suggests a broken web application.
Click to see a larger picture.

Those of you who are web developers will recognize the Microsoft conditional comments peppered all over the cake.

I suppose that nerds could give each other cakes with error messages printed on them — “444: Birthday entity too old,” and such.

For a little more detail on what happened with this cake, see this article.

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Job Opportunities at Tucows [Updated]

UPDATE: I’ve added an opening for a MySQL Sysadmin position.

Are you a techie based in the Accordion City area and looking for a job at a great place to work? Tucows needs to fill a couple of positions. First, we need a Customer Service Representative:

Squishy cow dressed up as a customer service representative.
Click the picture to more information about the Customer Service Representative position.

We also need a Technical Support Analyst:

Squishy cow dressed up as a technical support analyst.
Click the picture to more information about the Technical Support Analyst position.

Finally, for those of you into databases, we need a MySQL sysadmin:

Squishy cow dressed up as a technical support analyst.
Click the picture to more information about the MySQL Sysadmin position.

More details are in the Tucows Blog.

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Why I Don’t Worry That My Job Will Be Outsourced to India

The types of jobs that get outsourced are those that management thinks are the type in which people are interchangeable and for which there are set procedures or routines from which you don’t deviate. I don’t worry that my job will be outsourced to India because my line of work — technical evangelist — is relatively outsourcing-proof.

As a tech evangelist based in North America, I’m required to be a good communicator in the English language. Hence posters like the one shown below give me a feeling of comfort:

'Speak English Like James Bond' poster from Mumbai, India.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

The line “There are two class: first class and no class” cracks me up.

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Joel on Backpedalling

Well, that didn’t take long. In his Thursday, December 28th blog entry, geek blogger Joel “Joel on Software” Spolsky wrote this rather absolute-sounding pronouncement on Microsoft’s Vista-loaded laptop giveaway:

Microsoft’s crazy offer, though, made me think a lot more about this whole thing, and I’ve decided that from this point forward I’m not accepting anything, full stop.

In the very next blog entry, he writes:

Anyway, only three days after announcing my new policy of “no gifts,” I’m stuck with this copy of the book I got in the mail for free. Should I send it back and buy my own copy? The New York Times policy on Journalism Ethics says, “Staff members may keep for their own collections—but may not sell or copy—books, recordings, tapes, compact discs and computer programs sent to them for review. Such submissions are considered press releases.”

Although I have to give kudos to Joel for being forthright and even though I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with his statement of principles or with accepting giveaways from companies, I can’t resist poking a little fun at him for backpedalling so quickly. I’m reminded of “Tom Tuttle from Tacoma”, John Candy’s character in the movie Volunteers, who resists communist brainwashing for a whole sixty seconds (the brainwashing is also undone with just one slap to the face). Dude, I have stationery that doesn’t fold as quickly as you do.

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Wired’s Top Ten Tech Cities, Toronto and Toronto Tech Week

Here’s something of interest to those of you who are interested in helping promote Accordion City as a great place for techies to live, work and play: Wired’s article, 10 Top Tech Towns, in which they list the top 10 cities across the U.S. “to get your geek on”. The cities, in alphabetical order, are:

  • Austin
  • Boston
  • Los Angeles
  • New York City
  • Orlando
  • Pittsburgh
  • Raleigh-Durham
  • San Francisco Bay Area
  • Seattle
  • Washington, DC

The factors that were measured in choosing these cities were:

Proximity to top-ranked engineering schools

Tech jobs, per capita, on Dice

Personal ads, per capita, on Geek 2 Geek.

Craigslist postings per capita

Number of attendees at local meetings of Dorkbot, a group for “people doing strange things with electricity”

Availability of free Wi-Fi

Comic book stores per capita

Circuit City stores per capita

With the inclusion of Canadian cities and some minor substitutions — for example, substitute “Future Shop” or “Best Buy” for “Circuit City”, and thing like “DemoCamp” and “Sumo Robot Challenge” for “Dorkbot” — I think that Toronto could easily find itself in this list.

Of course, it’s one thing to have the virtues of a top 10 tech city and another to have them known. Luckily, we’re working on that — Toronto Tech Week will take place at the end of May, and I’m hoping to play a key role in its success. I’ll write more on it later, but for now, check out Mark Kuznicki’s piece on Toronto Tech Week.

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Congratulations, Albert!

This one’s going to make sense only to those familiar with the Accordion City tech scene: Congrats to local tech scenester and Bubbleshare CEO Albert Lai on the acquisition of BubbleShare by Kaboose!

For more details, go take a look at my article on Global Nerdy.

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What’s Up on "Global Nerdy"

Global Nerdy, the tech weblog I share with my old pal George, made its first appearance on television last night, thanks to an interview conducted by Amber MacArthur on CityNews. I’ve got more in this article on Global Nerdy.

Here are some other recent articles on Global Nerdy:

Google Wins: “Google has won both the online search and advertising markets. They hold a considerable technological lead, both with algorithms as well as their astonishing web-scale computing platform. Beyond this, however, network effects around their industry position and brand will prevent any competitor from capturing market share from them — even if it were possible to match their technology platform.”

Information Architects’ 2007 Web Trend Map, Predictions and Analysis of the 50 “Loudest” Websites: Well worth a look if you’re trying to get more people to see your site — it covers what the most-visited sites are doing right.

2007: A post of a list of web 2.0 companies I couldn’t have written this post without: George’s list of the web sites and web applications that he uses regularly. Perhaps I should compile my own list…

The Story Behind Apple’s “Command Key”: What is that funny four-leaf-clover like glyph on the “command” key on the Macintosh keyboard? This article points to the story behind it.

“Downgrading” my Desktop to XP: Under Windows XP, my office desktop — an IBM ThinkCentre with a 3.2 GHz Pentium 4 and half a gig of RAM — was a decent machine. Under Vista, it feels less responsive. Hence the downgrade.