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Geeks and Atkins

I thought I’d blog what Cory would have, had the BoingBoing server been up and running: Salon has an article on the Atkins diet and its appeal to programmers and techies.

It’s worked so far for me; combined with working out, I’ve dropped about 35 pounds.

In honour of this article, I think I’m going to create a Hacker Emblem out of sausage slices tonight.

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ESR’s proposed hacker emblem

Eric S. “ESR” Raymond, one of the elder statesmen of hackerdom (and aficionado of peanut butter cookies) is proposing that hackers get an emblem:

The Linux folks have their penguin and the BSDers their daemon. Perl’s got a camel, FSF fans have their gnu and OSI’s got an open-source logo. What we haven’t had, historically, is an emblem that represents the entire hacker community of which all these groups are parts. This is a proposal that we adopt one — the glider pattern from the Game of Life.

Here’s the emblem, which might look familiar if you’ve ever been given Conway’s Game of Life as a school programming assignment:

Graphic: ESR's proposed hacker emblem, the 'glider' pattern from Conway's 'Game of Life'.

Raymond reports that “About half the hackers this idea was alpha-tested on instantaneously said ‘Wow! Cool!’ without needing any further explanation.” I’m sure this will be true for the over-30 crowd like me; do any of you under-30s — especially those of you who still have to escape your teen years — recognize this pattern?

ESR’s set up a FAQ page, in which he answers the questions:

  • What is the emblem?
  • Why have an emblem?
  • Why this emblem?
  • Why the emblem should come from him

I think the emblem design’s great: it’s simple, recognizable on a couple of different levels, easy to draw even by hand — even by the least-artisically-gifted person, and can even be represented in text:


   0

    0

  000

Or the binary version:


  010

  001

  111

Or the decimal version of the above binary version, which is the sequence 217. Someone should be able to derive a gang sign from that.

(Yes, someone will derive a gang sign. If you don’t believe me, check out the DefCon conference, which features a distressingly large number of pasty white kids talking “street”.)

One more thing — allow me to recap the true definition of the work “hacker”, taken from the Jargon File:

hacker n. [originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe]

1. A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary.

2. One who programs enthusiastically (even obsessively) or who enjoys programming rather than just theorizing about programming.

3. A person capable of appreciating hack value.

4. A person who is good at programming quickly.

5. An expert at a particular program, or one who frequently does work using it or on it; as in ‘a Unix hacker’. (Definitions 1 through 5 are correlated, and people who fit them congregate.)

6. An expert or enthusiast of any kind. One might be an astronomy hacker, for example.

7. One who enjoys the intellectual challenge of creatively overcoming or circumventing limitations.

8. [deprecated] A malicious meddler who tries to discover sensitive information by poking around. Hence ‘password hacker’, ‘network hacker’. The correct term for this sense is cracker.

The term ‘hacker’ also tends to connote membership in the global community defined by the net (see the network and Internet address). For discussion of some of the basics of this culture, see the How To Become A Hacker FAQ. It also implies that the person described is seen to subscribe to some version of the hacker ethic (see hacker ethic).

It is better to be described as a hacker by others than to describe oneself that way. Hackers consider themselves something of an elite (a meritocracy based on ability), though one to which new members are gladly welcome. There is thus a certain ego satisfaction to be had in identifying yourself as a hacker (but if you claim to be one and are not, you’ll quickly be labeled bogus). See also wannabee.

This term seems to have been first adopted as a badge in the 1960s by the hacker culture surrounding TMRC and the MIT AI Lab. We have a report that it was used in a sense close to this entry’s by teenage radio hams and electronics tinkerers in the mid-1950s.

Perhaps the emblem could be used in the same way the “Jesus Fish” was — to separate the True Believers from the Heathen. To establish bona fides, an early Christian would draw one arc of the Jesus Fish, and only one who knew the secret would know to draw the other half. Perhaps hackers could identify each other by drawing the emblem with a couple of missing cells; only a 1337 H4X0R would know which ones to fill in.

I give the emblem a thumbs-up. Where can I get the T-shirt?

[Thanks to snowchyld for the link!]

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More notes from the Stephenson Q&A

Mark Askwith, possibly the best-known and -liked interviewer in the world of science fiction and fantasy writing, played the part of interviewer. The owner of Pages bookstore, which organized the “This is Not a Reading Series” reading series said that there “couldn’t be more perfect” choice than Askwith for the role. He then referred to Stephenson using a quote from Wired: “The dark prince of hacker fiction”, after which the two walked on and took their centre-stage seats with a table with a laptop computer between them and the large screen behind them.

Mark introduced Stephenson with a story. He met him 10 years ago in Seattle, just after Snow Crash, which was very strongly recommended to him by a young, eager and hyperactive employee of Bakka Books, a science fiction/fantasy bookstore which was then located on Queen Street West, barely three blocks from my house. This young employee was named Cory Doctorow.

(I also bought my first copy of Snow Crash at Bakka. It was in 1992, back when I was studying computer science at Crazy Go Nuts University. I didn’t meet Cory until 1995, so I have no idea if he was the one who rang my copy through the cash register. I ceratinly hope so.)

Stephenson opened by saying that the ficitious John Wilkins wrote Cryptonomicon, while the real one wrote Mercury (the archaic term for which is “Quicksilver”) in 1641. He was inspired to “go back” by a couple of things:

  • Darwin Among the Machines
  • Talks of Leibniz’ early work on computing
  • His discovery of the fact that Sir Isaac Newton ran the Royal Mint at the Tower of London during the last 30 years of his life.

Mark surprised Stephenson with by proving him with a handful of anagrams of “The Baroque Cycle”, which led to a discussion of secret messages hidden in Cryptonomicon. Stepheson mentioned that people are still looking for secret messages in Cryptonomicon’s typographical errors.

Mark then mentioned the opening of Quicksilver, which reads:

Boston Common

October 12, 1713, 10:33:52 A.M.

Mark then asked: given the limited accuracy of timepieces of the period, why be so precise, specifying the time down to the very second? Stephenson replied that he did that to “get himself into the headspace” initially, amd then later as a way of poking fun at “techno-thriller” styles of writing.

There was an interesting discussion of the clash between science and religion. Stephenson said that Wilkins was working on a book describing a new universal language for the discussion of philospohical thought (this includes science, which at that point in time was called “natural philosophy”). He had to stop writing a book, because while creating the words for every known animal, he realized that he might be contradicting the Biblical account of Noah’s Ark. The list was simply too large; there was no way that all those animals could fit into a boat having the dimensions specified in the Bible.

This sort of thing rasied all kinds of problems for that first generation of scientists who were creating a more mechanistic model of the universe. By predicting the activity of nature based on mathematic laws, where does that put God, free will and the soul?

Later parts of the Baroque Cycle will cover Newton’s and Leibniz’s search for an “out”. Both were deeply religious Christian men, and their mechanistic natural philosophy seemed to be at odds with those beliefs. Each came up with a workaround that attempted to resolve this dichotomy: Newto used an alchemical explanation, while Leibniz opted to use a strange and incorrect theory of matter. Stephenson said that he found this difference of appraoch to science and religion more interesting than the better-known argument — who invented Calculus? — between Newton and Leibniz.

The audience was given a quick tour of Stephenson’s web site. He talked about his collaboration with Applied Minds, whose long-term goal is to “figure ways to make the Internet better at explaining things to people”. “In the short term, it’s about explaining my book.” He also mentioned the wiki, which provided reader- and fan-created annotations.

The topic turned to the release dates for the next two books in the Baroque Cycle series. The manuscript for The Confusion has been complete for some time and the book will be out in about 6 months. The System of the World — “If I can get some peace and quiet, for about 4 weeks” — should be at bookstores in about a year.

During the intermission, I walked around and found the usual suspects for this sort of gathering. In one section were my housemate Paul Baranowski, longtime friend Rob Strickler and Chris Cummer. I caught up with my friends from science fiction and fantasy author scene including Jason Taniguchi, Brett Savory, Sandra Kasturi, Amanda Foubister and Karl Schroeder, people from the secret order of security programming fiends (Ian Goldberg and his fiancee Kat, Zooko and Amber Wilcox-O’Hearn as well as Steve and Shar van Egmond from the TorFun crowd. (A day after the show, I found out that GTABlogger Emma Jane Hogbin was also there — sorry I missed you, Emma!)

The show resumed with Stephenson reading a passage from Quicksilver. Mark Askwith later told me that he tried to convince him to read something from the second book to no avail. Stephenson told the audience that the Baroque Cycle is largely dialogue, which he finds unsatisfactory for unsatisfactory for readings since he “can’t do the voices”.

He chose a long descriptive passage in which Jack Shaftoe, soldier of fortune on the continent and more concerned with looting rathering than dying for King and Country, encounters some incredibly good fortune in the shape of a horse and an ostrich.

“For those of you who couldn’t care less about military history,” said Stephenson in a reassuring tone, “the whole book isn’t like this.”

After the reading came the Q&A session, which is covered in the previous blog entry.

The Q&A session was followed by the draw. Anyone who bought both the book and ticket at Pages bookstore or bought a ticket at the store and a book at the event was eligible to win one of 6 door prizes: a rebate on the price of Quicksilver, a chance to meet with Stephenson backstage and get your copy signed, and a T-shirt with this insignia:

Photo: T-shirt

Sandra Kasturi, who knew Mark Askwith, was the first winner. As they called out the second winner, Sandra passed right by my front-row seat as I whispered “fix!”. It was at that point that my ticket’s number got called.

As I stood up, Mark, who hadn’t turned off his microphone, said “Hey, it’s Joey deVilla!” Now the draw really looked fishy.

“He’s the Accordion Guy,” he explained to Stephenson, who nodded with a an expression that seemed to say “Whatever, dude.”

We were led backstage, where we had a quick signing session. I handed Sandra my camera and she took this picture and managed to get talk to Stephenson for a moment.

“That…really is an accordion, isn’t it?” he asked.

I told him that I carry it around as often as possible because great things happen whenever I do.

“At the very least, it’s a machine that can music into free beer,” which got a smile out of him.

Stephenson disappeared shortly afterwards. I emerged from behind the stage and saw Cory Doctorow’s parents, and chatted with them for a while. They were beaming with pride since Cory’s name was brought up at least twice during the show. Come to think of it, he was the only other science fiction writer mentioned. I told them that in addition to being a great writer, Cory was the best damned volunteer publicity guy I ever had.

A large group of us made tracks to Dora Keough, an Irish pub only a few doors away from the venue. I decided to share my good fortune and bought the first round for the entire group.

Here’s the science fiction/horror-writing contingent: Jason Taniguchi (also the organizer of Toronto’s “Serial Diners”), Sandra Kasturi and Brett Savory…

Photo: Jason Taniguchi, Sandra Kasturi and Brett Savory in the snug at Dora Keough.

The geek contingent: Rob Strickler, Paul Baranowski and Chris Cummer…

Photo: Rob Strickler, Paul Baranowski and Chris Cummer in the snug at Dora Keough.

“When the Joey train comes in, everybody rides!” I said, raising a pint of Guinness.

I ended up spending the lion’s share of the evening hanging out in the “snug” talking to Mark Askwith, his friend Bill (whom I gathered is some kind of comic art collector) and Amanda (whom I didn’t know was chairing the 2004 Ad Adstra [corrected October 25, 2003: I originally said “2005”] science fiction convention). Mark very kindly introduced me to Bill as “one of the people who make Toronto such a cool city.”

(Truth be told, Mark has done way more for Toronto’s coolness factor than I have. Way, way more.)

The topics were naturally geeky, but drifted about from Prisoners of Gravity and the companion CD-ROM I was going help develop for it, who could do the best impression of William Gibson reading the first line of Neuromancer (“Thuh skahh…wuz thuh colourrr ov tuh-luh-vision…tuned to a day-ed cheeyannel”), how someone could make a mint holding a “Sandman” convention, Mark’s incredible access to writers and comic book artists, Mark’s “Tintin and Snowy” sweater (which he wore that evening) and a touching story that featured a diaper-wearing, power-wheelchair-riding Ray Bradbury paying an artist who worshipped him a visit.

Before I left, I told Mark that I’d had my photo taken with only one of the two stars of the evening and asked him to join me for this photo:

Photo: Me and Mark Askwith in the snug at Dora Keough.

All in all, a fun evening.

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Questions and answers with Neal Stephenson

Here are my fleshed-out notes from the question-and-answer segment of Neal Stephenson’s appearance last night. Enjoy!

Photo: Neal Stephenson and Mark Askwith at the Q&A.

How do you decide to end a story?

Stephenson said that he generally knows the ending to the story from the first day, from the “very first time he puts pen to paper”. “It’s just a matter of getting there.” In the case of the third book of the Baroque Cycle (to be released in about 12 months), large portions of the ending have been already been written. He’s current writing across that gap to “meet up with the end”.

For Cryptonomicon, what old manuscripts on crytography did you consult?

“The way I do research will seem disappointingly shallow,” he replied. He relies primarily on secondary sources — in the case of Cryptonomicon, he read other books on those manuscripts.

The superhuman character in Cryptonomicon — we think he’s dead, then he isn’t, now I think it’s him on Quicksilver — just what is it with that guy anyway?

“Ah, Enoch,” he said with a little grin. “The point of that character is to be somewhat mysterious.” He offered a tiny little spoiler: we’ll find out a little more about him in the second volume.

You’ve consulted with Bruce Schneier — what are your opinions on cryptogrpahy and security?

He leaves the research and opinion-forming stuff on crypto and security up to Bruce. He says that six years ago “for a brief time, I was up to speed on crytogrpahy and security.” Nowadays, thanks to the resarch for Quicksilver, he’s more up-to-date on seventeenth-century matters — he can tell you now what sort of wigs men wore in Versailles, expound for five minutes on the various sizes of barrels in use, and the code-writing techniques of that era.

He then said that he’s bought into Bruce’s basic argument: 2048-bit keys are useless if you can simply phone up people and con them into telling you their passwords. He says that he is fortunate that he doesn’t need that much security.

What’s more interesting to him are issues of privacy. He remarked that it “might have something to do with sitting onstage with people watching me”.

This provided him with an opportunity to tell a stroy about his flight to Toronto. He’d flown in from London, and over the duration of the flight started to feel feverish. On the “three-mile long walk from the plane to customs (Toronto, despite the fact that it’s a major Canadian hub, has what has to be one of the most poorly-designed airports on the planet), passed by a customs officer, who was seated with a laptop. The laptop was attached via some kind of interface cable to a pole, on which sat a box. This pole/box setup was position in such a way that all passengers had to pass by it. After Stephenson walked past it, the customs official stopped him and asked him to walk past it again. When he asked why, the customs official showed him the setup — the box was a sensitive infrared camera which was hooked to to the laptop. While the other passengers who walked past showed up as moving blue shapes, Stephenson registered as hot red flare. A nurse showed up, and after a brief interview during which he assured her that he hadn’t been spending the last few weeks “hanging out on a pig farm in Guangxing”, was free to go.

He remarked that while many things don’t surprise him any more, the fact that SARS monitoring like this existed and was so precise did.

Is Cryptonomicon’s Bobby Shaftoe based on anyone in particular?

He’s based on “a class of people” rather than any particular individual. He was inspired by stories about a group of US Marines stationed in Shanghai in the 1930s, as well as accounts of marines who fought in the Pacific in WWII, some of whom are people in his extended family.

Did you have the Baroque Cycle storyline thought out when you wrote Cryptonomicon?

He didn’t have idea for the Baroque Cycle through most of the writing of Cryptonomicon; the idea came near end. “Sheer dumb luck” allowed him to leave “hooks” that would allow him to tie in both stories from the past and future. In addition to the hooks that allow him to link Quicksilver to Cryptonomicon, there are also “forward hooks” to a novel that takes place in the future.

He then added that he is “strenuously avoiding thinking of what to write next”. If he does, he said that he’d never get the Baroque Cycle done. Hence, he has a policy of not giving any thought to any future projects.

What makes you write novels about geeky things?

Askwith prefaced Stephenson’s answer by telling Stephenson that he didn’t write Cryptonomicon “because I’m going to love it; you wrote it because there was fertile ground”.

Stephenson said “It’s what I do for a living.” He said that he was happiest when he can get his “few hours a day” of writing. As for subject matter, technology appeals to him the most. He has chosen not to speculate as to why this is the case; he said that he’s not good at self-analysis.

I loved the article you wrote forWired [Mother Earth Mother Board, quite possibly the longest article ever written for Wired] about laying undersea cable around the globe. Are you planning to do any more non-fiction writing?

He was surprised that he was he was asked to write that article. As for the question about non-fiction writing, he replied “That falls into category of things that I might do in the future”.

How old were you when you wrote The Big U, and how has the process you use for writing changed?

He was 23.

As for the process change, he says that the way he wrote novels back then was not a process at all: it was “more like random experimentation”. It’s more like a process now that he’s been doing it for 20 years.

The first draft of The Big U was hurried and badly written. He wrote it using an electronic typewriter which used a plastic ribbon. He wrote in Iowa City on a particuarly hot July. It was so hot that ribbon often “became semi-molten” and would get stuck to the machinery or the paper. When this happened, he had to dismantle the machine. He discovered that if he stopped typing for more than a minute or so, the ribbon would get stuck. The ribbon would only get stuck if he stopped typing for longer than a minute, a situation which “encouraged lengthy run-on sentences”.

The first draft, written over about ten days, was “sort of bought” by an editor, who was willing to actually buy it if he fixed it up. The fixing up process took better part of a year. Stephenson said that it would have been a more efficient use of his time to get it right the first time.

He summarized his early approach as “Generate a huge mass of low-grade material, and then sift” for the good parts. He said that it’s attractive appraoch if you’re a young writer — it “feels kind of low-risk”; there have “gotta be a few nuggets in there” if you “sufficiently large pile of…crap”.

The approach turned out not to work for him in the long run, so he altered his writing process to its current state. His approach is simple: produce a smaller volume of higher quality material, and to “recognize that moment in the day when you’re tired and your attention starts to wander” and do something else “as soon as you see that first crap sentence”. He said that it’s more orderly, and in the end involves less tedious editing.

What are your sources of inspiration? What makes you want to pick up pen and paper, to be an artist?

He said that he doesn’t really know how he gets inspired. It’s just pleasant to do the work — if he does it a little bit each day, he’s happier than if he doesn’t. He referred to the concept of “Flow State”, in which you are so into your work that you lose track of time.

He expressed surprise at being called an artist.

How do pronounce the name of The Island?

The pronunciation is covered on the annotation site.

The language he used is unrelated to any other Indo-European languages — uses sounds we don’t use, so we can’t pronounce it properly. They have their own writing system, so what you see in the book is the roman-alphabet transliteration. The “bilabial click” sound is transliterated as the letter “Q”, while another sound, which sounds like a gulp, “gets transliterated into all the other letters”.

A usable, but not terribly close approximation of The Island’s name is “Tag’m”.

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Preview: The Clown Prince of Accordion Playing meets The Dark Prince of Hacker Fiction

Last night’s Neal Stephenson Q&A session was amazing, but even more so for me: I was one of the door prize winners! I got a chance to go backstage after the presentation to chat with Neal Stephenson and get my copy of Quicksilver autographed. This photo, featuring both me and Stephenson both flashing our trademark facial expressions is priceless:

Photo: Joey deVilla gets his copy of 'Quicksilver' signed by the author, Neal Stephenson.

Here’s a conversation that should’ve happened, but didn’t:

Me: TEH DR4K PR1NZE 0F H4X0R F1CT10N! I’m soooo not worthy!

Neal Stephenson: You’re the guy with the accordion. Cory warned me about you.

Me: Yeah, yeah, writer boy. Less talky! More book-signy!

Neal Stephenson (sighs, pulls out ostrich feather quill and dips it in an inkwell made from an actual human skull): To whom shall I sign it?

Me: “To Bubba: I really enjoyed being your prison bitch. Love, Nealy-wealy.”

Neal casts his Notorious Icy Glare at Joey.

Me: Uh, “To Joey” will do nicely.

Neal Stephenson (signs the book): Wait a minute. Is that really an accordion?

Me: Yeah, it is. [Puts it on] Glad you asked! Just for this occasion, I took the time to write some accordion backbeats for your Sushi K* numbers! Ah one, ah two, ah one two three four…I was goin’ to the Black Sun, but then I got high…

Neal Stephenson: SECURITY!

What actually happened (including my notes) will follow shortly.

* Sushi K is an Asian rap star from Stephenson’s novel Snow Crash.

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THIS is why I dropped out of engineering

Actually, the reason I dropped out was because I failed out, ranked 430th out of 431 in my class. #431, wherever you are, I owe you a beer!

Photo: Bulletin board featuring smiling teen with text 'It's my FUTURE! I want to be an engineer...sex can WAIT!'

Click on the image above to see the whole photo. Thanks, Ejovi!

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I always wondered how you went to the bathroom in those suits

Photo: Stormtroopers using urinals.