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R.I.P., Porkins

Star Trek may have led to the term “red shirts”, but the expendable characters in Star Wars were more memorable. Most memorable of them all was Porkins (a.k.a. “Red Six”), played by William Hootkins, who passed away last weekend. Hootkins also played the crooked police lieutentant Echkardt in Tim Burton’s Batman and Frobisher in the Blackadder II episode “Beer”.

Photo: Porkins in the cockpit of his X-wing fighter.

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R.I.P. Rosa Parks

Rosa Parks get processed after breaking the law by

refusing to give up her seat for a white guy. Click to see the photo at

full size.

Rosa Parks passed away yesterday at the age of ninety-two.

Thanks, Ms. Parks — because you refused to give up your seat for the wrong reason, I don’t have to, either.

(Mind you, I’m an able-bodied relatively young man, and I still give up

my seat for ladies, older folks and really-tired looking parents with

young children.)

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Teaching the Liberal Media a Lesson They Won’t Soon Forget!

Sometimes when things come down hard on you — like being razzed by

your own supporters for your choice of Supreme Court Nominee and

members of your posse getting indicted — you have to go for whatever

little victories you can get. In this case, the victory in question is

putting the smackdown on The Onion. The New York Times reports:

“It has come to my attention that The Onion is using the

presidential seal on its Web site,” Grant M. Dixton, associate counsel

to the president, wrote to The Onion on Sept. 28. (At the time, Mr.

Dixton’s office was also helping Mr. Bush find a Supreme Court nominee;

days later his boss, Harriet E. Miers, was nominated.)

Citing

the United States Code, Mr. Dixton wrote that the seal “is not to be

used in connection with commercial ventures or products in any way that

suggests presidential support or endorsement.” Exceptions may be made,

he noted, but The Onion had never applied for such an exception.

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"The Torture Question" on PBS Tonight

Here’s a doco that’ll probably get a fair bit of discussion in the blogosphere this week: The Torture Question, which airs on PBS’ Frontline tonight at 9pm eastern.

The 90-minute documentary reveals how and why

decisions made in Washington, D.C., in the immediate aftermath of Sept.

11 led to the controversial interrogation policy that laid the

groundwork for prisoner abuse in Afghanistan, Guantanamo Bay and Abu

Ghraib.

“We knew The Torture Question would be a timely subject,” said producer Michael Kirk, a Denver native who’s been with Frontline since its inception.

Kirk, who produced, directed and wrote The Torture Question,

said he could sense the building of nonpartisan Congressional interest

in how the U.S. was handling the prisoner-interrogation issue.

Then last week the Senate, in a 90-9 (see my buddy George’s blog entry to see who the nine were) vote, approved an Iraq

military funding bill, with an attached provision introduced by Sen.

John McCain, R-Ariz., that prohibits “cruel, inhuman or degrading

treatment” of prisoners in the custody of the U.S. military.

The last segment of The Torture Question includes comments by McCain and Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina on the importance of the Senate vote.

The House has yet to deal with the issue. President Bush has said he would veto any bill that contains anti-torture provisions.

While many conservatives view Frontline as a liberal mouthpiece, Kirk believes the Senate vote takes The Torture Question out of the political arena.


Bonus: The “Torture you…that’s a good idea” line from Reservoir Dogs [77KB WAV file], for those of you looking for an (in?)appropriate startup sound for your computer.

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"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further."

(Sometimes only a Darth Vader quote will do for an entry title.)

Click the image to see the comic on its own page.

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Blogacatmas Makes "The Globe and Mail"

Boss Ross, who coined the name “Blogacatmas“, is even more pleased than I am that it made it into a story in today’s Globe and Mail!

Ross and I both send our thanks to Ivor Tossell for writing the story.

Ross is all giddy; it’s not every day one makes a contribution to

popular culture.

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No Way, Segway

[via Torontoist] Accordion City lawyers say that Segways are catch-22

victims:

  • They’re motor vehicles, which means they can’t be used on sidewalks
  • They lack the safety equipment that meets the standards of the Ontario Highway Traffic Act, which means they can’t be used on roads (the “Highway” in the Act refers to any road).

Thanks to this catch-22, the only place you can legally operate a

Segway is on roadways in city parks (and perhaps Segway rinks, should

they ever come into vogue).

Naturally, Segway of Ontario is upset at this development, and I’m sure

that Chariot Media, who use the innovative cute-woman-on-a-Segway

advertising platform are none too pleased either:

A photo from a blog entry of mine in 2003

— she’s promoting the CIBC outside Union Station. I’ve seen a fleet of

women on Segways advertising Revlon products on Queen Street West too.