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Notify Morgan Spurlock!

[Morgan Spurlock is the writer, director and star of Super Size Me]

Photo: Hardee's new Monster Thickburger.

The sandwich pictured above is the “Monster Thickburger” being introduced by the hamburger chain Hardee’s. Its ingredients are:

  • Two 1/3-pound burgers
  • Four strips of bacon
  • Three slices of process cheese (a.k.a. “American cheese”)
  • Buttered toasted sesame seed bun

All this makes for a sandwich that has 1420 calories and 107 grams

of fat. For the typically recommended 2000-calorie diet, the maximum

recommended total fat is 65 grams, and only 20 of those can be

saturated fat.

On the other end of the scale, a Hardees spokesperson says that they

will soon introduce a barbecue chicken sandwich that has only 300

calories and 4 grams of fat.

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R.I.P. Harry Lampert

Harry Lampert was the creator of one of my favourite DC Comics superheroes, The Flash — “The Fastest Man Alive!”

Here’s the Flash as Harry created him:

Photo: Jay Garrick, the 'Golden Age' Flash.

Jay Garrick, the original Flash. Click the image to see his bio.

And here’s the modern-day Flash:

Photo: Wally West, the present-day Flash.

Wally West, the current-day Flash. Click the image to see his bio.

So long, and thanks for all the comics, Harry!

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Canada Wants an Internet Levy — Fight Back!

Cory writes in BoingBoing about a proposed internet levy for Canadians.

The money will go to copyright holders, but paying the levy confers no

additional rights to you. Where I come from, that’s called a rip-off.

Here’s the article (quoted in its entirety, thanks to BoingBoing’s Creative Commons Licence):

Canada’s efforts to update its copyright laws for the Internet continue apace — you may remember three separate posts

on this last week. Heritage Canada is now recommending an Internet

“levy” that will go to a collecting society, on a grounds that

everything on the Internet is copyrighted by someone, and the

collecting society will gather money for them in exchange for your use

of their material.

The problem here isn’t really the levy — blanket license fees,

including levies, are actually not a bad way of solving some copyright

problems — but what you get in exchange for it. The levy here would

cover all Internet users, including institutions that have the right to

re-use work without permission or payment (like schools and libraries),

and it won’t confer any substantial rights upon you.

That means that even if you pay the levy for the use of copyrighted

works on the Internet, you won’t get the right to share music, or

download movies, or use screenshots in your PowerPoint presentation.

When a radio station pays a blanket license fee, it gets the right to

play all the music ever recorded. When you pay your levy, you’ll get

virtually no rights at all — except the right to get your ass sued off

if someone decides that you’re being naughty.

The standing committee on Canadian Heritage, which presented

this recommendation along with several other potentially disastrous

ideas, heard lots of learned, substantive testimony on why this is bad

for Canada. It roundly ignored it all. The report that Heritage

delivered is a one-sided smear against the Internet and a naked grab

for a few giant copyright holders at the expense of new entrants to the

market and the general public. The people responsible for this should

be removed from their duties — it’s inexcusable.

If Canada is going to extract a levy from Canadians, then

Canadians should get soemthing in return: unlimited access to

noncommercial, educational, and archival use of copyrighted works on

the Internet. A levy without something in return is just an exercise in

picking your pocket — and you shouldn’t stand for it. Sign the petition today.

The best answer to copyright reform has always been to maintain

balance, the lawyers say. Society wants to maintain creative

incentives, so laws are passed to protect creators; but society must

also have access to those works to share in their knowledge.

“The danger of WIPO is that it threatens that balance,” Mr. Geist said, “and replaces social rights with absolute rights.”

There’s also the potential for the recommendations to have a direct economic impact.

“The committee ignored solid evidence that the levy on blank CDs

[meant to compensate artists for pirated content] would double as a

result of the national treatment requirements of the WIPO treaties,”

Mr. Knopf said. “This could quickly cost Canadians more than

$100-million annually.

“We could end up with the worst of all dystopian worlds,” he

added. “You could pay the levy on a CD and get sued anyway” over the

disc’s content.

The article also links to a Globe and Mail piece titled Ottawa’s copyright plans wrongheaded, experts say.

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Remembrance Day / Veterans Day

Photo: Remembrance Day poppy pin.

A Canadian Remembrance Day poppy pin.

Here in Canada, today is Remembrance Day, while in the U.S., it’s Veterans Day. In honour of this day, here’s John McRae’s poem, In Flanders Fields — the poem that is traditionally read here in Canada — in McCrae’s own handwriting:

Photo: John McRae's poem, 'In Flanders Fields', in his own handwriting.

Here’s a page with more information about In Flanders Fields.

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It Was Thirty-Seven Years Ago Today…

In 1967…

Jose Martin “Joey / Accordion Guy” deVilla is born in Manila, Philippines.

Also born this year: Dave Matthews, Kurt Cobain, Liz Phair, Vin Diesel, Julia Roberts, and Anna Nicole Smith.

Ferdinand Marcos is president of the Philippines. Lyndon B. Johnson is

president of the US, the next country in which I live. Lester B.

Pearson is prime minister of Canada. my current home.

Love is a Many Splendored

Thing debuts on US daytime television and is the first soap opera to

deal with an interracial relationship. CBS censors find it too controversial and ask for it

to be stopped, causing show creator Irna Phillips to quit.

President Johnson and Soviet premiere Aleksei Kosygin agree not to let any crisis push them into war.

The X-15 research aircraft

with Chuck Yeager establishes a speed record of Mach 6.7.

Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first black Supreme Court justice.

The first home microwave is released by Amana.

St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series.

Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. They have not won it since.

Disney’s The Jungle Book and The Graduate are the top grossing films

The Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) is founded.

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is published.

Paul McCartney announces that all four members of the Beatles have “dropped acid”.

For the first time, Jimi Hendrix sets his guitar on fire during a concert in London.

Canada celebrates its first one

hundred years of Confederation.

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is released.

The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine is published.

US President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Public Broadcasting Act of 1967, establishing the Corporation for Public

Broadcasting. Sesame Street ensues.

The FCC orders that cigarette ads on television, radio and in print must include a warning about the health risks of smoking.

And finally: The United States Supreme Court in Loving v. Virginia declares all U.S. state law

which prohibit interracial marriage to be unconstitutional. That’s gonna come in pretty handy next year,

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Homer Simpson’s Campaign Platform

In honour of the 16th (sixteenth, people, sixteenth!) season of The Simpsons, airing this Sunday…

Comic: Homer Simpson's campaign platform.

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Funniest Post-Election Quotes from Last Night’s TV Shows

These quotes won’t be word-perfect, but they’re as close as I can get them.

David Letterman, recalling the birth of his son Harry last year, during which he was “a complete basket case”:

You know, I’m not a young guy. [Letterman’s in his late fifties.] I did some soul-searching and thought: “I’ll leave the country!

Ed Helms on The Daily Show:

John, if you want to have gay sex or visit a library, tonight might be your last night to do it. Personally, I’m going to kill two birds with one stone.