It Happened to Me

An effective euphemism

“Value vodka” is a great way of putting it. It communicates that you’re getting maximum drunk for the dollar without…

3 years ago

“Can I get a COVID vaccine here?” “Sir, this is a car wash. But to answer your question: Yes.”

There’s probably a demographic that needs their car details and could use a COVID vaccine booster, but I’m not so sure…

3 years ago

Tonight’s plan

I don’t know what plans you reprobates have for this evening, but these are mine (more or less).

3 years ago

Scenes from this morning’s bike ride

I like to start most days with a 10-kilometer bike ride around my neighborhood, Seminole Heights. It’s also how I…

3 years ago

New aloha shirt #4

Here’s the fourth of many vintage aloha shirts that I bought from Emily and Mike Stehle at last weekend’s Tampa…

3 years ago

New aloha shirt #3

Here’s the third of many vintage aloha shirts that I bought from Emily and Mike Stehle at last weekend’s Tampa…

3 years ago

New aloha shirt #2

Here’s the second of many vintage aloha shirts that I bought from Emily and Mike Stehle at last weekend’s Tampa…

3 years ago

New aloha shirt #1

An unexpected benefit of going to the Tampa Bay Ukulele Getaway was that Emily and Mike Stehle’s vintage aloha shirt…

3 years ago

Birthday stretch

Today, November 5th, is my birthday. And today, November 5th, 2021, should be the start of an interesting weekend. We’re…

3 years ago

Weekend ritual: Spaddy’s Coffee

I try to do a 10-kilometer (6.2 miles) bike ride every day, but once a weekend, I take a mid-ride…

3 years ago