It Happened to Me

"Planet Simpson" Book Launch

I'm going to a launch party at the Drake Hotel for my friend Chris "Turner" Turner's first book, Planet Simpson.…

20 years ago

The Birthday/Engagement Party: The Announcement!

It's almost that time. The legendary Joey deVilla birthday party returns, now enriched with an extra reason to celebrate: my…

20 years ago

Accordion-o-Rama

The Accorgan Ladies and gentlemen, meet accordion number four, an Iorio "accorgan" (which I assume is a combination of "accordion"…

20 years ago

My Best Product Name Ever

I was walking back from the Warehouse Grill with Scott Murff when he mentioned the voice-over-IP company Vonage. He used…

20 years ago

How F**king American I Am

[via UFies.org] Well, I'm sort of American. I'm the direct descendant of an American (my great-grandfather is James O'Hara, who…

20 years ago

Feel Free to Use This Phrase in Your Next Business Meeting

Me, when voicing my opinion of an arbitrary target number: "That 'eight' smells like the ass it was pulled out…

20 years ago

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

In a post I made earlier today, I wrote: General humour is my turf, Xeni! Stick to your zero-G/fetish posts…

20 years ago

Spam of the Day

I just received this from one "Nitai Gouranga", whose email address is nitaigouranga@aol.com: Call out Gouranga be happy!!! Gouranga Gouranga…

20 years ago

…And you may say to yourself, "This not my beautiful PowerPoint slide!" [Updated]

I'd read that David Byrne had been getting into PowerPoint as an art medium lately, but this chat with Liz…

20 years ago

The Birthday Party: Your First Warning!

That time of the year is rapidly approaching... Last year's party included the now-infamous hot tub on a truck! The…

20 years ago