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Urinefatuated

(Warning: Bathroom humour ahead.)

Our band’s rehearsal space — kindly loaned to us by Jerry Rabba, whose family owns and runs the Rabba

chain of 24-hour convenience stores — is a small building, more

cottage than house, located in Mississauga, the next city west of Accordion City. Its plumbing is disconnected, so we make use of the bathroom at the Starbucks next door.

Unfortunately, Starbucks closes at 11 p.m., and our recording session

on Sunday was stretching late into the night. Luckily, we’re all boys

in the band (so far — we’re looking for a bass player, and for

variety, we’d like a female one) and are thus equipped to relieve

ourselves in the woods out back. The -20 degree C (-4 degrees F)

temperatures make it uncomfortable, but at least it’s possible.

At the end of the session, Pete and I went outside to do our business.

From the distance, Pete yelled “I’m writing my name in the snow!” Not

having engaged in this fun activity in years, I decided to do the same.

In fact, I tried to do one better; having drunk a venti (Starbucks-ese

for “extra large”) hot chocolate only an hour earlier, I figured that I

had enough “ink” to write something more than just a simple “Joey”. I

thought I’d try “Joey + Wendy” (yes, that’s The Redhead’s

real name). It’s not as romantic as carving our initials in a tree, but

I’m the resourceful type who likes to improvise using the materials at

hand.

I think I need to come up with a simple nickname for her, at least for

peeing purposes. The “E” and “Y” in Joey have plenty of strokes, and

Wendy’s “W” and “E” also demand a considerable amount of urine (not

mention a fair bit of hip dexterity) to spell out. I was barely able to

get half of “D” before I finished.

Maybe I should’ve had a Super Big Gulp.

I would have taken a picture, but my camera’s battery was as out of

juice as I was. I’m sure some of you consider this a fortunate turn of

events.

Most women would fail to see the romance and humour in this gesture;

luckily for me, The Redhead is not most women. I told her about this

last night over the phone, and she responded with unstoppable laughter

for over a minute.

I’ll take that as a “thank you”.

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Canmore photos

I’ve posted the first set of photos from the trip to Canmore I recently took with The Redhead. Here’s a sample:

The rest of the photos are in my Canmore photo album.

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Marvellous Edibles

“Trust me, you’ll really like this place,” said Pete, who was driving

us through a series of darkened streets lined with warehouses,

factories, industrial lots and not a single human being in sight. “It’s

an awesome restaurant that used to be downtown, but decided to keep

their costs down by moving out here.”

Jeremy looked about suspiciously. “Uh, this restaurant isn’t running out of the back door of a dog food factory, is it?”

We’d taken so many twists and turns through obscure streets from our

start near Don Mills and Eglinton that I had no idea where we were. We

finally turned onto a street that I recognized — Laird Road — and

there it was, nestled between an auto body shop and something equally

industrial: a restaurant marked Marvellous Edibles.

In this neighbourhood of factories and yards full of trucks, I was

expecting one of those greasy spoons that happens to make the world’s

most fabulous banquet burger. Instead, we walked into a place that had

the decor of a French bistro.

It was packed with customers, and all of them were tucking into very

delicious-looking dishes. I saw a woman enjoying what looked like a

glazed duck on a bed of noodles, while the man beside her appeared to

be enjoying some kind of tenderloin with garlic mashed potatoes.

Someone else was taking their first sip of a steaming bowl of

apparently homemade chicken noodle soup, brimming with noodles.

We managed to get a seat despite not having made reservations. Pete and

I ordered the pork chops with spetzl and

red-cabbage-and-caramelized-apple casserole. The pork chops (CDN$18)

were perfectly done, and covered with a creamy mushrooms sauce and

slices of giant mushroom, and the spetzl and casserole matched it

perfectly. Jeremy had the steak and frites (CDN$16), which he reported

were delcious. The frites came with a side of “Cafe de Paris” butter

for dipping. It’s probably the kind of thing that would make a

cardiologist scream, but it’s oh-so-tasty.

Dessert was equally fantastic. Along with everything else on the menu,

they make everything themselves, even the bread.  Jeremy had a

raspberry pie (CDN$7), Pete had a chocolate-raspberry mousse cake

(CDN$7) and I decided to have a slice of something they rarely

prepared: a cocount banana cream pie (CDN$7), piled high with

freshly-whipped cream and cocounut and packed with banana slices on a

thick shortbread-like crust.

I’m going to be atoning for this at the gym tomorrow.

The service is friendly, and the owner was going from table to table,

making sure that everyone was happy and making recommendations (he said

I should try their bread pudding next time).

If you like simple food prepared exceedingly well with the freshed of

ingredients in a nice bistro atmosphere, you’ll love this place. The

prices — pretty cheap considering the quality and generous portions —

will make you love it even more. It’s worth the car trip (it’s not

conveniently close to the subway), but be forewarned that the place has

a following — make reservations. For more details, take a look at their site.

(Special note to The Redhead: Next time you’re in town, I’m taking you there for dinner.)

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Dad’s getting better

Friday’s night’s hanging out at bedside with Dad was a pretty quiet

affair — it was just me and him in a darkened room in the Intensive

Care Unit of St. Joseph’s. He slept most of the time, while I quietly did some light reading (really, it’s one of the simplest techie books of all time).

Saturday’s visit was completely different. I arrived in the afternoon

to find the room filled with people: Mom, my sister Eileen, my Aunt

Beth, who’d flown in from the Philippines the day before, and Letty, a

friend of the family. Dad’s bed was set so that he could sit upright,

and Eileen was spooning him some soup. He asked for some hot chocolate.

He seemed better, even making his usual observational and irreverent

wisecracks.

Someone mentioned that Aunt Beth (who is one of Dad’s younger sisters)

is Dad’s guardian angel. Every time his health takes a turn for the

worse, she comes over, and within a day or two, he gets better. Kudos

to her for leaving Manila (where the weather seems pretty nice right now) for Toronto, where we’ve been enduring temperatures of -25 degrees C

(-13 degrees F). Perhaps her visit, combined with some antibiotics, and

the removal of a blood clot and a couple of infected, unsalavageable

toes, made the difference.

I’m sure your kind words and prayers also helped. Thanks to everyone who wrote in via comments and email. You’re great people.

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Past self, meet the accordionist formerly known as Future Self

Back in July, I wrote:

Memo to my future self, six months from now

When you read this in the archives, be sure to say this to the cute

girl sitting in your lap: “See sweetie, before I met you I’d completely

given up all hope of meeting someone.”

Then cover her with ice cream and nibble on her bum.

The Redhead just pointed this out to me.

Um, what flavour, sweetie?

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Dad Update

Dad’s had diabetes for a long time. For those of you not familiar with the disease, it’s most simply described as a failure to produce insulin (a discovery made right here in Accordion City),

which functions like a key to “unlock” the energy stored in

carbohydrates and sugar. Without insulin, you could eat your fill and

still be starving your body.

One of the side-effects of diabetes is that your organs will fail. In

Dad’s case, it was his kidneys. Luckily, his sister, my Auntie Beth,

kindly donated a kidney to him (kidneys are redundant systems — you

can live with just one).

Unfortunately, receiving a donated organ requires you to go on a

regimen of drugs that suppress your immune system. Without these drugs,

your immune system may start attacking the donated organ, mistaking it

for some kind of invasion. A suppressed immune system is essentially a

low-rent version of AIDS. Bacterial infections that would bounce off

most of us can make someone with such an affected immune system ill,

possibly fatally so.

Dad recently got an infection in his toe, and it just got progressively

worse. The whole foot’s no longer a pretty thing to look at, and the

infection’s making the rest of him feel ill. It was decided that either

some of the foor went, or he did. He was last-minute scheduled for

surgery last Sunday.

On Saturday, he noticed some numbness in his leg. Mom, who’s a pretty

observant doctor, gave him a quick checkup and noticed the signs of a

blood clot. She rushed him tot he hospital and the clot was removed.

However, over that period of time, his kidney was starved of blood and

wasn’t functioning at all. We’re currently waiting to see if they

kidney was just shocked by the lack of blood and on its way to

recovering, or whether it’s out of commission for good.

He had a couple of toes removed on Sunday — the thought of losing body

parts makes me cringe — and the doctors are waiting to see if they

have to remove more toes, or the foot, orf a bit of leg.

Dad was taking it as well as possible under the circumstances; he even

joked that he’d better not find his foot for sale at an antique shop.

He’s currently still in the ICU at St. Joe’s, and he’s sort

of fuzzy, drifiting in and out of consciousness. When he’s conscious,

he’s about as lucid as someone who’s just woken up. We’ve been able to

have conversations — he asks “How’s the job going? How was the wedding? How is your new girlfriend?”

For now, it’s a matter of waiting and seeing how his condition evolves.

His ICU nurse tells me that it’s good for him if there’s family in the

room, even if he’s not always conscious (apparently, it keeps him

better oriented), so I’ve been spending my evenings by his bedside with

my laptop getting work done and just being a smiling face whenever

needed. It’s the least I can do for a guy to whom I owe everything.

If you’ve got a spare prayer, wish, good thought or even a fung shui furniture move, could you please offer one for him?

 

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My favourite photo of the vacation

…and surprise, surprise, it’s not a photo of me or an accordion. It’s one of The Redhead,

taken at the supermarket. We’d just finished some breakfast and were

about to start shopping for ingredients for a New Year’s Eve dinner

when I said “Hey, hold that pose.”

Photo: The Redhead, taken December 31, 2003 at Loblaws Queens Quay, Toronto, Canada.

As I mentioned earlier, she was an excellent travelling companion and a lovely wedding date. Plus, she’s been writing such nice stuff about me!

If wonder if Jason and Meg were this sicky-sweet.