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Murphy’s Law and Milla Jovovich

If the film shoots here in Accordion City are going to be any indication, the sequel to Resident Evil is going to be incredibly over-the-top.

Last week, they closed the Don Valley Parkway intermittently so that they could shoot a helicopter chase scene.

Last night, while running to the store for snacks, we noticed that New City Hall was all aglow. Being the curious sort, we walked over there — a mere ten minutes from my house — to find the buildings bathed in the light emitted by some extremely powerful spotlights. As we walked closer, we noticed an stuntperson in a harness scaling the wall of the west tower. She was suspended from her back and facing downwards. A few moments later, the director yelled action, and the stuntperson ran headfirst down the wall. It was amazing to watch, and I kicked myself for not having my camera with me. Murphy’s Law of Cameras — there’s never one when you need it — had bitten me again.

Someone nearby told us that the stuntperson was in fact Milla Jovovich, who’s had a fair bir of training in “wirework” and likes doing some of her own stunts. There were a number of close-up shots for this scene, so it was necessary for her to do at least some of the stunt work. The budget for the film, he told us, was US$42 million, $30 million of which would be spent here in Canada. Many blockbuster films are filmed in Toronto, but the well ran dry with the SARS scare. He speculated that this film is supposed to help bring Hollywood movie crews back, but it may be tricky, what with SARS paranoia and Hollywood believing that America’s exclusive right to be a movie location was handed down to them by God (it’s the “Free Market” you guys cherish so much — it cuts both ways).

The guy also remarked on the fact that this new Resident Evil movie was yet another zombie film in a wave of horror flicks, and we both noted that the last big horror wave was also when America was undergoing paranoid fits — terrorism now, and the red scare back then.

With any luck, Milla and her filmmates (including host Carson’s brother, Zack Ward) will unwind again at tomorrow night’s Kickass Karaoke.

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Don’t forget, Kickass Karaoke tomorrow!

And since it’s a long weekend (that’s right, folks, it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada), I’m hoping that this sunday’s edition of Kickass Karaoke is a little more raucous than usual!

Tomorrow’s Kickass Karaoke will take place at the regular Sunday venue, The Rivoli (332 Queen Street West). Just go through the front door and follow the stairs up.

Among the things you’ll see at Kickass Karaoke are these fine gentlemen from my Asian gang known to Accordion City and the world as “Asian Gang” (pictured from left to right — Wil, me, Howard and Gavin):

Photo: ASIAN GANG REPRAZENT!

Those of you with Hipster Bingo Cards, should come to Kickass Karaoke! Just by going there, you can check off the “Uber-hot Asian Hipster (male)” box four times!

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Sick day item #2

I uploaded some backlogged photos and movies during yesterday’s sick day, but never actually made a blog entry for them. Here’s the first set, which I call “Nephewpalooza”!

Here’s my nephew Aidan at his 2nd birthday party, shown with his mom — and my sister — Eileen:


Here’s Aidan and his all-time favourite uncle!


We’re going to make a keyboard player of out Aidan yet — here’s a video (1.1 MB QuickTime) of Aidan jamming on the toy of mine that he loves the most, my portable keyboard.


This is Aidan’s younger brother, Nicholas, a.k.a. “Nico”…

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Sick day item #1

The cold that plagued me at BloggerCon — my first cold in about a year or so — probably the result of slacking off on popping those vitamins — finally caught up with me. Luckily, I’ve got chicken soup, a laptop, WiFi and a bunch of backlogged things I’ve been meaning to post.

Here’s sick day item number one: a scene from our visit to Montreal for Paul’s birthday. Here are me and Paul at the James Bond theme bar Le Pistol, on Montreal’s lively Rue St-Laurent. Steph, who’s known online by her cute nickname Sniffles, was kind enough to take the photo:

Photo: Joey deVilla and Paul Baranowski in the red-lit James Bond theme bar 'Le Pistol' in Montreal.

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BloggerCon video!

Here are a couple of videos I shot during Joi Ito’s presentation. It doesn’t catch any particular moment; it’s merely me simply doing a 360 degree pan.

A few people will be pleased to know that the blonde woman they’ve been asking about is in video #2. Guys, if you really liked her, you should’ve struck up a conversation. The worst she can say is “no”.

(Actually, she can say worse things, but these cases are rare and extreme and should be handled only be experts such as myself.)

But still, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Perhaps a consultation of Halley Suitt’s How to Be an Alpha Male is in order. C’mon boys, that’s what God made testoterone for!

Video Number One (600K QuickTime)

Video Number Two (700K QuickTime and featuring…her!)

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BloggerCon pics!

Photo: A.K.M. Adam at the 'Weblogs and Spirituality' session.

Here’s the Good Reverend Doctor A.K.M. Adam, a.k.a. AKMA. He truly is the Ferris Bueller of the Blogosphere:

Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads–they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

Besides, he’s the only priest I know who’s ever referenced Fatboy Slim in a sermon. If I ever have a crisis of faith (or if I ever do anything to make the baby Jesus cry), he’d be the first guy I’d call.


Photo: Boris and his iBook/iSIght/digicam rig.

Boris had the full gargoyle desk setup going on at Joi Ito’s presentation: iBook, iSight and digital camera on desk tripod.

During the presentation, they had the #joiito IRC channel projected on the large screen. I typed “I JUST WANT THE CON TO KNOW THAT BORIS HAS BEEN SNIFFING ALL THE BICYCLES SEATS ON CAMPUS.” Geez, I do so miss being the class clown.


Photo: Chris Lydon reading Emerson.

Roland Tanglao refers to Chris Lydon as “the eminence grise of the Blogosphere” and I must concur. Here he is, quoting Emerson at the final session. Ralph Waldo was one deep brutha, as is Chris.


Photo: Dan Bricklin.

Here’s Dan Bricklin at AKMA’s session. It was terrifically cool to breathe the same air as the guys who invented spreadsheets — not only was Bricklin there, but so was Bob Frankston! Boss Ross and I had lunch with him, talking tech about DNS, universal namespaces and other problems that Frankston is ready to solve. It’s nice to see that after all these years of coding, he;s still fired up to do more. I hope I’m like that when I grow up.


Photo: Doc Searls and me.

Without Doc Searls, the adult supervision of the Blogosphere, I wouldn’t have this cool job. I met the Tucows guys when he came down and had a bloggers’ dinner here in Accordion City. Thanks, Doc, I owe you big time!


Photo: Joi Ito.

A number of people mistook me for Joi Ito. We’re both Asian, we tend to wear dark colours, we’re hotter than atomic kimchi, and our names are so similar (mine’s pronounced “Joe-wee” and his is approximately pronounced “Joh-eee”). Joi was the coolest — at the Sheraton Commander, in order to loosen up the bar staff into letting me play accordion at the bar, he sprung for a bottle of Veuve Cliquot.

Funny moment: He asked me if I was Hawaiian. Prior to this year, I was never asked that question. This year, I’m asked that all the time. Is it the sideburns?


Photo: Kevin Marks.

I had a lovely night out with Kevin Marks, who was also the WiFi saviour of the conference.


Photo: Me, AKMA and Si.

“I’m glad,” said AKMA, when we said farewell, “that there was someone like you with whom I could entrust Si for the evening. I feel comfotable with him in your sphere of influence.” D’you hear that, world? An actual priest trusts me to keep his son out of trouble and thinks I’m a stand-up dude!

Somebody call Hell and tell them to warm up the zamboni.


Photo: Me and Dave Winer.

Thanks, Dave, for organizing the con and being such a good stealth disco victim!


Photo: Me and the audience for the Joi Ito session.

Here’s me and the Joi Ito audience behind me. Sorry guys, the beautiful blonde you’ve all been asking about isn’t in the shot.


Photo: Ross and Si

Boss Ross and Si at AKMA’s presentation.


Photo: Ryan Skadberg

Here’s Ryan “Skadz” Skadberg, who took me out on the town after BloggerCon; jamming and hilarity ensued. Thanks, dude!


Photo: Dave Weinberger and Dave Winer.

Dave “Cluetrain/JOHO the Blog” Weinberger and Dave Winer take in AKMA’s presentation.

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Sold! Wait, not sold. Wait…

The sale of my house by my landlord has taken some strange twists. I got a call this weekend, saying that it had been bought. Followed by another call, saying that the buyers had backed out. Now, the buyers want a second look tomorrow morning. I’d just like to get it over with so that I know whether I need to begin the house hunt or not.