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"Saturday Night Live’s" MySpace Skit [Updated]

Update: The video to which I originally linked was removed, so I’ve changed the link to another video, which ironically is a MySpace site!


Click the image to watch the video.

You know that blogging is entering the mainstream when Saturday Night Live does a skit on MySpace. Last Saturday’s skit played on MySpace’s reputation as a place that is — as a Dateline NBC report puts it — “one-stop shopping for predators”.

The setting for the skit is a Learning Annex introductory class on MySpace. The guest host, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, plays a mom who has a daughter who spends a lot of time on MySpace; she would like to learn more about it. The rest of the class is comprised of creepy, mostly-mustachioed forty-something men, a crowd that the instructor says is a little older than he expected.

When the instructor tells people to make screen names for themselves, he suggests one approach is to include the year of your birth as a good way to tell people more about yourself. He then walks through the class, checking out the students nicknames. The men come up with names like “Chadster1991”, “9thGradeSkr8Boi” and “NaughtyGirlHotStuff”. When he asks the guy with the Chadster1991 screen name about it, this exchange ensues:

“If you put 1991 in there, it might make people think you’re 15.”

“Well, that’s a risk I’m trying to take.”

My favourite character in the skit has to be the fat lisping guy (is it Horatio Sanz?). He reminds me of a creepy phone phreaker who kept trying to get me into a hotel room at the first Emerging Technologies Conference to do some “energy work”. I feel soiled just thinking about that sibilant little toad going “Pleeeeeath, Joey, you gotta give me thome thiathu mathage! My back ith killin’ meeeee!”

(And if you must know, yes, I maintained “anal sovereignty“. Strangely enough, it was the second time during that trip that my anal sovereignty was challenged — the first time was at U.S. Customs.)

It’s one of the few SNL skits in recent memory that made me laugh out loud, but I expect some response by Danah Boyd in three…two…one…

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Panoramic Photos of Mesh Conference Sessions

Here’s Tris Hussey’s session, called Blogging 101. I’ll blog more on this later. Click it to see the full-size version.

Here’s Amber MacArthur’s session on podcasting, which I’ll also blog about later. Click it to see the full-size version.

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In the Dream World, I’m a Total Dick

I got a response from the guy who had the dream in which I totally blew him off (which I covered in this entry). As I replied to him, there are no hard feelings — in fact, I find it kind of amusing that my dream-self is a bit of a beeyotch.

Then my friend and former OpenCola co-worker Justin “xiitone” Townsend wrote in, saying that he had a dream about me and blogged it a couple of years back. In that dream, I somehow managed to offend a large group of Japanese who kill me in retaliation and dump my corpse beside Seth Green’s.

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Mesh Photos

We’re only a couple of hours into the Mesh conference, and there are already photos of the event online on Flickr. Tris Hussey of Qumana (and friend of Blogware) is leading the race to post photos.

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Sutha Polishes His Presentation

Here’s Sutha Kamal of Ambient Vector (and part of the DemoCamp brain trust) working on his “What to Expect from a VC” presentation during Om Malik’s keynote.

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Social Calendar

On Saturday and Sunday

(I have to attend a christening on Saturday at 11 and a cocktail party that evening, but should be able to catch a good chunk of BarCamp for a while in the afternoon and possibly later in the evening.)

Sunday Night

Once Mother’s Day dinner has concluded, we’re off to Kickass Karaoke at The Rivoli (334 Queen Street West), starting at about 9 p.m.. I understand Tara and Chris will be there too!

On Monday and Tuesday

Monday Night

Schmoozing at The Drake Hotel (1150 Queen Street West) with the rest of the folks from the Mesh Conference. Might drop by The Rhino to say hi to the folks at the Rails Pub Night.

Tuesday Night

Chicken wings at Sneaky Dee’s.

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Just Chillin’ on Accordion

Here’s a photo that someone snapped of me last Friday at the Gladstone Hotel during the Contact photography festival:

Click the image to see the original photo on Flickr.