Pure funky music geek gold: The Paul’s Boutique Samples and References List site examines every song off this seminal Beastie Boys album, sourcing its samples used in every song and explaining every reference in its lyrics. Shhhhake your rump-ahh!
Category: Music
Remember, if you’re in Accordion City tonight, one of the events tonight is Online Rights Canada’s Balanced Meal, a counter to Sam Bulte’s fundraiser, which is taking place in the same building.
I’ll be there, with digital camera and accordion.
For more information on this event, see yesterday’s posting.
A Buck Doesn’t Go as Far Anymore
I know that I brought this fact up in the previous entry, but I thought it bore repeating in its own entry.
What $250 bought in 1987: In November 1987, for the cost of $250, The Cowboy Junkies recorded The Trinity Session at the Church of the Holy Trinity, using only a single microphone and the church’s acoustics. It would give the Junkies international renown and many music critics would call it one of the best albums of 1988.
What $250 will buy you in 2006: A plate of food at a sellout politician’s fundraising dinner, a live performance by one Cowboy Junkie and an opportunity to pee in the karma pool.
Far Better Than the Real "Mary Worth" Strip
Ever wished Mary Worth would stop dropping Hallmark-card proverbs and just get down and get funky? Your wish has been fulfilled: here’s Mary and her friend Jeff doing The Black Eyed Peas’ My Humps!
(Click the image below to see the full comic.)
Bonus Reading: Josh Frulinger has a blog called The Comics Curmudgeon (formerly known as I Read The Comics So You Don’t Have To), where he has a whole category of articles poking fun at Mary Worth.
I’ve just received an invitation that should result in this year’s appearance on television, a regular part of my life since 1999. It has nothing to do with politics, either — this appearance is about The Instrument that Leads to Adventure and Free Beer: the accordion and rockin’ out on it.
Rest assured, as the World’s Most Humble Egomaniac™, I’ll go on about it well before it airs. More updates as events warrant.
I just got a press release in an email from Neil Leyton, a musican with whom I used to play when I was in Lindi’s band (see here, here, here, here and here). Neil’s been brightening the local music scene since his days in The Conscience Pilate and through his indie record label, Fading Ways Records (which, by the bye, is Creative Commons-friendly). I know him to be a pretty stand-up guy who works actively to promote new music that the big labels would otherwise eschew in favour of megahit pap, and would also recommend that you catch one of his live shows if you get the chance.
Now that I’ve dispensed with the preamble, here’s Neil’s press release:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Fading Ways Records & several Toronto Indie Artists protest the shameless sell out of a Canadian politician and potential Minister of Canadian Heritage to multi-national corporations’ lobbying interests in extremist copyright laws.
It has now become public knowledge that Liberal MP Sarmite Bulte, a long-time supporter of Canadian copyright “reform” and Bill C-60, has received significant campaign funding support from several industry players including several lobbying groups and trade associations such as Access Copyright, David Basskin’s CMRRA and even, sadly, SOCAN. While legal, these political contributions amount to an ethical conflict of interest that should be eradicated from Canadian politics.
The final straw here is that the multi-national major labels’ lobbying organization in Canada, CRIA, (the Canadian RIAA) is hosting a fundraiser for Bulte four days before the election. Tickets are $250 a plate.
CRIA, via their statistics-heavy press releases, persist on manipulating opinion polls and numbers to claim that they speak for Canadian citizens and the majority of Canadian artists – nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the interests of intermediaries like CRIA are not the same as the interests of the musicians, songwriters and other creator groups. CRIA can no more legitimately claim to politically represent musicians, than bank owners can claim to represent those who have bank accounts.
Furthermore, CRIA’s boast that they represent more than 95% records produced and sold in Canada is misleading. In fact, they represent the interests of the “Canadian” major labels, who are in fact cultural importers (largely of US acts) rather than exporters of Canadian artists. Very often Canadian artists like Danko Jones have to sign to foreign labels in order to export their own music. CRIA’s close ties to MP Bulte (“they are my friends”, she explained) are questionable and objectionable. Fading Ways Records believes that Canadian Heritage should be controlled by true Canadian cultural interests, not political sell-outs.
CRIA and the majors have launched a massive PR assault to convince the Canadian public that downloading and file-sharing hurts record sales – again, in the independent sector, nothing could be further from the truth. The internet helps new fans discover new artists, and “piracy” is nothing but a scapegoat for the major label’s failing business models that date back to the booming 80s. Indie CD sales are up, while major labels’ sales are down due to the rise in the DVD market, and the high-price of sub-quality releases they peddle to the masses via huge marketing budgets.Lastly, CRIA’s press release this past week dared to accuse the NDP of “abandoning their traditional support for artists” in order to attack the NDP Parkdale candidate, Peggy Nash. (CRIA candidate Sam Bulte’s opponent). Not true – the NDP is the only party that is aware of CRIA’s corporate attempt to hijack Canadian copyright legislation, which at this point remains the most balanced and fair copyright act when compared to the USA’s DMCA and the EU’s IP Enforcement Directive. One particular NDP candidate, Charlie Angus, is an independent musician, author and broadcaster himself.
Bill C-60, which Bulte and CRIA support, and Angus criticizes, is a narrowing, one-sided piece of legislation that will inadvertently cause law-abiding citizens to break the law. It makes copyright even more complex than it already is. Copyright being excessively complex is one of its greatest flaws, and if citizens and organizations without a team of lawyers are expected to obey it then it must be simplified rationally and in a balanced way such as that described by concerned citizens like Michael Geist.
Canadians, and citizens of the world in general, are not “pirates” at all. In fact, piracy is the high-seas act of armed robbery, pillaging, murdering and raping. We at Fading Ways find it offensive that the same word is now used to describe a social act of sharing that has traditionally been part of our culture (home-taping, mixed cassettes, etc.) and deemed acceptable for decades. What CRIA and Bulte would have us live in is an Orwellian State where present and future teens are limited to a mainstream culture of purchased goods with no room for cultural variety, diversification, or free exchange of opinions on what constitutes good music. One example of the type of “protection” endorsed by CRIA and Bulte is the recent Sony/BMG “rootkit” type of DRM (Digital Rights Management) that essentially hi-jacked people’s computers and was defined as “malware” even by Microsoft. The EFF has recently achieved an out-of-court compensation for fans whose consumers were affected by the Sony/BMG DRM copy protected discs that they purchased.
Neil Leyton and several Fading Ways Recording artists, as well as several Parkdale musical artists, hereby demonstrate their solidarity with the NDP Parkdale candidate, Peggy Nash. Neil Leyton is available to the press for further commenting on copyright, the indie music sector, and the questionable close links between CRIA and the Liberal MP – a strong connection that he had the opportunity to witness first hand at the U of T Law School conference “Copyrights, Copywrongs” held last year.
Canada’s copyright laws must not be hijacked by CRIA and Bulte.
Stop the music industry madness!
Music for the Year of the Dog
January 29th marks the start of what is the Year of the Dog (if you want to get pedantic, it’s the year of the Yang Red Fire Dog) in the Chinese calendar. I ususally throw a Chinese New Year’s party, party because it’s fun, and partly because very few people do, and it means that there’s little risk for scheduling conflicts (unlike Valentine’s Day or Christmas). I was thinking of putting together an iTunes playlist of dog-related songs (the shizzled-up variants “dawg” and “dogg” are acceptable), and here’s what I came up with:
- Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)
- Black Dog (Led Zeppelin)
- Diamond Dogs (David Bowie)
- Dogs (Pink Floyd)
- Dogs (The Who)
- Hair of the Dog (Bauhaus)
- Atomic Dog (George Clinton)
- We Some Dogs (Method Man)
- Doggy Dogg World (Snoop Dogg)
- Me and My Doggz (Snoop Dogg)
- Tha Doggfather (Snoop Dogg)
- Snoop Dogg (Snoop Dogg)
- Dogg Pund Gangstaville (Nate Dogg)
- Dog Eat Dog (AC/DC)
- Dirty Dog (ZZ Top)
- Dirty Dawg (New Kids on the Block)
- Moon Dawg (Beach Boys)
- Rain Dogs (Tom Waits)
- Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog (Johnny Cash)
- Fuck a Dog (Blink 182)
- Shoot the Dog (George Michael)
- I’m a Dog (Kid Rock)
- Mad Dog (Deep Purple)
- Me and You and a Dog Named Boo (Lobo)
- Does Your Pussy Do the Dog? (The Cramps)
and last, but not least…
- Evelyn, a Modified Dog (Frank Zappa)
for which the lyrics are:
Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise
In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes
A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom
Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains
“Arf,” she said
Did I miss any? Let me know in the comments!