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More Glover Goodness!

For your enjoyment, here’s the video for the song Clowny Clown Clown [4.4. MB Windows Media, enclosure], which comes off Crispin Glover’s 1989 album, Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution = Let It Be.

It features two Crispin Glovers: one with Brylcreemed hair and a suit and  the

long-haired version, dressed exactly the same way he did on his

“freak-out” appearance on Late Night with David Letterman.

If you have a clown phobia, this video will only make things worse.

The video is safe for work, but weeeeeeeeeird.

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Music

Your Mesmerizing, Crazy-Making Productivity Killer for Today

Are you on a coffee break right now? Take a look at this mesmerizing stick-in-your-brain Flash song-and-dance animation.

WARNING: Loud, silly techno music — you might want to turn down your computer speakers first!

Click on the image to see the Flash animation. It will stick your brain — you were warned!

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Music

What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas?

Photo: Chewbacca sitting in an actors' chair between takes.

For your listening pleasure: a cute little Christmas ditty called What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas? [4.7 MB MP3 file, included as enclosure with this entry.]

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Music

Happy Chanukah!

Animation: Spinning dreidel.

Chanukah started last night at sundown, so happy Chanukah to all my Jewish homies and a double-happy Chanukah to Wendy! (I’m having Chanukah brunch at her parents’ place on Sunday.)

Don’t know what Chanukah is? Read this comic, Is It the Jewish Christmas? complete with special appearance by Judah Maccabee, the original Hebrew Hammer!

In case you missed ’em, you can download Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song (parts 1 and 2) from this entry.

I like Philip Greenspun’s pronounciation of the holiday best: “chuh-NOO-kah”.

In celebration, may I direct you to this Chanukah-ized remix of Outkast’s Hey Ya? My favourite bit: the “shake it” break, which they turned into:

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…and a kosherized pickle!

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Music

Batman Meets the Beatles (or a reasonable facsimile thereof)

It’s a busy day at work, so I’ll leave it to another fine comic book to entertain you.

Long before Law and Order, CSI and their various spin-offs liberally took inspiration for their plotlines from news headlines, another methodical investigator’s stories were written the same way: Batman.

If you’re too young to have heard of the “Paul is Dead” hoax surrounding the Beatles, here’s the quick version: in late 1969, a rumour began to circulate that Paul McCartney had died in a traffic accident and that a look-alike had taken his place. For fans with an investigative bent, the Beatles are purported to have left clues all over their albums — in their lyrics, in the album art and even in backwards-masked vocals.

A few months later, this Batman comic book hit the stands:


Doesn’t the “World’s Greatest Detective” have better mysteries to solve?

In the comic book, the Beatles are now the Oliver Twists, whose singles include a number called Pink Submarine (which, to the modern reader — or someone like me, who’s watched waaaay too much Beavis and Butt-Head — seems disturbingly phallic, especially in light of the fact that we think Robin’s more than just Bruce Wayne’s ward). Paul McCartney’s fictional doppelganger is Saul Cartwright, who dressed as if he’s raided Magneto’s closet:

Comic: Saul Cartwright, the Batman analogue of Paul McCartney.
I think Marilyn Manson has that cape too.

Saul always carries his “mini recorder” in case musical inspiration strikes. Ah, the clunky flair of 1970’s technology!

Speaking of seventies clunkiness, check out this poor attempt at making Robin (who’s in college at this point) sound hip:

Comic: Robin, from a 1970's 'Batman' comic asking 'But how did you groove it was a trap, Batman?'
I groove crappy dialogue when I see it.

Batman doesn’t groove, Robin, he deduces

Want to see what happens? Is Saul really dead? Did successful businessmen wear orange shirts with black oxford stripes paired with blue ties in the 1970’s? Why do Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson “dress for dinner”? And why in the same room? And what’s up with this…?

Comic: Bruce Wayne carries an unconscious Robin to the 'privacy of the Batcave'.
My bum clenched involuntarily after I read this panel.

Download the comic [4.1 MB .zip file]. If you have one of those programs that can read .cbz files (like CDisplay for Windows or FFView for Mac OS X), change the filename extension of the file from .zip to .cbz.

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Music

Christmas and Chanukah Songs for You!

I’m a little busy at the moment, so in the meantime, why not download

these lovely holiday tunes that I’ve attached to this entry? They are:

  • Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys

    Quite possibly the best Christmas rock/pop song in a long time. I dedicate this tune with a shout-out to Wendy.

    (Note: Sarah Silverman was Star Trek: Voyager’s cutest guest star, IMHO.)

  • Adam Sandler: The Chanukah Song and The Chanukah Song Part II

    These have already acheived classic status.

  • Stryper: Winter Wonderland

    The premier Christian hair-metal band of the 1980s take on this classic carol; everybody loses.

Photo: Stryper!

On what day did the Lord create Stryper, and couldn’t He have rested then?

(Podcast-type people: the MP3 files are included in this entry as enclosures.)

Click here to see the page with the attached MP3 files.

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It Happened to Me Music

Last Wednesday: The Pixies Concert

Last Wednesday’s Pixies concert

marked the start of my mini-vacation for American Thanksgiving. This

reunion concert was one that nobody expected — in spite of their

relative obscurity, this band is so loved by alt-rock fans that tickets

for the show sold out when they went on sale six months ago.

When the tickets went on sale, I simply bought four and assumed that it

would be easy to find three other people who would want to attend.

Photo: Adina and Paul at the Pixies concert -- Toronto, November 23, 2004.

Deenster and Paul, just before the show began.

Those three people turned out to be my housemate Paul, Deenster

and her boyfriend Chris. They’d arranged to meet me at the office, from

where we’d hop into my car and drive to the show. For some reason, the

concert was booked to take place at the International Centre, a

cavernous warehouse typically used for auto and computer shows located

in a bleak industrial park right by the airport. Still, we were seeing

The Pixies, providers of inspiration for Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit,

key players in the soundtrack of my years at Crazy Go Nuts University,

and we’d have gladly seen them play at a sewage treatment plant.

Deenster arrived first with two guys named Chris. One was her

boyfriend, the other an internet friend from the HappyRobot.net online

community. HappyRobot Chris was accompanied by his girlfriend, Becky. I

invited them into the Tucows kitchen, where they were impressed by our

vending machines and assorted free coffee, teas and hot chocolate.

We’re livin’ the high life in this office!

After giving my guests some hot drinks, I showed them my desk, located

in the dead centre of the Tucows offices. Becky noticed a photo of Wendy that I had on my bulletin board.

“I know that girl!” exclaimed Becky.

“That’s Joey’s fiancee,” said Adina.

“Wait…you know Wendy?” I asked.

“I know Wendy from NTI!” Becky replied.

I knew Wendy attended NTI — short for the O’Neill National Theater Institute

in Connecticut — about ten years ago, back in her school days. That

clearly ruled out any possibility of mistaken identity; it was just

another one of those strange coincidences to which I’ve grown

accustomed.

Photo: Becky and Chris at the Pixies concert -- Toronto, November 23, 2004.

Becky and Chris,

just before the show began. They came up from Jersey to catch the show.

To the right of the photo, an unknown hand attempts to do some product

placement.

We arrived at the International Centre in the middle of heavy rain. The

pairs of glass doors at the entrance had a sign with this laser-printed

on it on each left door:

NON-DISPOSABLE CAMERAS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

And each right door had this laser-printed sign:

MOSHING AND CROWD SURFING STRONGLY DISCOURAGED

I interpreted this as:

ANY ACTIVITY WHICH WE THINK WILL HURT OUR ABILITY TO MAKE MONEY OFF YOU IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

…but…

ANY ACTIVITY WHICH WE KNOW HAS A HIGH RISK OF HARMING YOU AND THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU, WELL, BE CAREFUL, EH?

I resent the fact that Ticketmaster thinks that by dint of booking an

act, they own your experience and the right to take some snapshots of

it. We really need to spank the music middlemen.

I had my Nikon Coolpix SQ in a case attached to my belt. I told security it was a cellphone and they waved me through.


I ran into a number of friends at the show and even saw Miranda the Accordion Girl and her friends (although they didn’t notice me waving “hello”).


Chris and Deenster suggested going back downtown for drinks after the show, but I had to decline.

“I fly to Boston at 6 a.m.,” I said.

6 a.m.! It must be love,” said Chris.

“You better believe it.”

Photo: Joey at the Pixies concert -- Toronto, November 23, 2004.

Me, phasing in and out of our space-time continuum just before the show. I had a 6:25 a.m. flight to catch to Boston the next day.

It’s been a dozen years since I last had a chance to catch The Pixies

live in concert, and I must say that they sound much tighter this time

around. Perhaps the fact that bassist Kim Deal requested that it be a “dry tour” — she was famous for playing sloppily onstange because she was drunk or high — helped.

Photo: Black Francis onstage at the Pixies concert -- Toronto, November 23, 2004.

Black Francis (a.k.a. Charles Michael Kitteridge Thomson IV) gets things rolling.

Here’s some video that I shot during the show. The quality’s not going

to be the greatest, but it should give you an idea of what the show

was like: