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“Born to Be Wild”: Jammin’ with the Band at The Lower Deck, Halifax

No visit to Halifax is complete without a stop to the Lower Deck pub for a pint (or five), and no rock band is complete without an accordion. A fortunate combination of the two came about when I went to Halifax to help run TechDays there in early November, and it resulted in the performance recorded in the video above, in which I joined the band for a rousing and drunken version of Steppenwolf’s classic, Born to Be Wild. Let this be a reminder to you: the accordion is not just a machine that creates music; it also creates serendipity.

Oddly enough, the band had never played the number before, but that never deterred them from doing so in front of an audience, and they played it as if it were a well-established part of their repertoire. This is not the first time that this has happened either – the Zaitchik Brothers, the band at our wedding reception, had also never played Born to Be Wild before, but we brought the house down. I’ll have to post a video of that one sometime.

I think that there’s something so basic, so primal, so inherently rock-and-roll-y in Born to Be Wild that it’s encoded into the genetic memory of rock musicians and hence they can play it on command without having rehearsed it.

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How Fanboys See Operating Systems

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This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

Morgan Freeman's roles, lised hierarchically from God to Miss Daisy's driver.

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What I’d Like for Chrismukah, Part 1: A Millennium Falcon Bed

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The Millennium Falcon bed is a great gift for the Star Wars fan in your life. Think of the new, sordid wrinkles that classic lines from the movies take on when uttered in it!

  • Han Solo, at Mos Eisley Spaceport: "She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself."
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi, upon seeing the Death Star: “That’s no moon!”
  • The Death Star attack briefing: “The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It’s a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction…”
  • Han Solo, during the attack on the Death Star: “You’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
  • Princess Leia, upon first seeing the Millennium Falcon: “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

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The Ugly Truth

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Sketchy Santas

In addition to Santa, NO!, there’s another blog of funny/sad Santa photos called Sketchy Santas. Here are a few of my favourite entries…

I call this one “Playground Candyman Santa”, and wonder if the poor kid ended up in therapy:

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I lived in the Philippines from age 3 to 7 and hence my memories of Santa are based on how he’s portrayed there. Even there, the image of “Santa” is of the fat white guy in a red suit that was popularized by Coca-Cola ads, so they hired white guys who happened to be there and who needed the extra money. As a result, my mental image of Santa is often cloudied by memories of sweaty guys with Australian accents reeking of Tanduay rum. Hence I find the photo below comforting rather than creepy:

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If you don’t rat anyone out, Goodfellas Santa will give you something byoo-tee-full for Christmas:

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Hey, Santa, watch where you’re putting that left hand!

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I’ve nicknamed this guy “Harry Dean Stanta”:

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and finally, Santa shouldn’t have cold serial-killer eyes:

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“Santa, NO!”

Santa, NO! is a hilarious blog featuring images of Santa in less-than-fortunate situations. Here are a few recently-posted favourites of mine:

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