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What do you need for 2023?

“Sandwich board” sign outside a coffee shop that reads “I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket, and a bag full of cash.”
Thanks to Rob Paterson for the find!

At this point, I’ve got most of what I need, but what’s listed on this sign would serve me well this new year.

What do you need for 2023?

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How livable is your city or neighborhood? Count the nearby “boulangeries.”

Map of Paris showing the locations of boulangeries as colored dots. Large text on the map says “94% des Parisiens habitent a moins de 5 minutes a pied d’une boulangerie.”
“94% of Parisians live less than a 5-minute walk from a boulangerie.” Green dots show established shops over three years old, red are ones that opened since 2017, while blue dots indicate shops that have closed.

To the French, bread isn’t just sustenance, but a way of life. It’s a good thing that most Parisians live within a five-minute walk from a boulangerie, as indicated by the map above.

Paris is a very walkable city, and it shouldn’t come as a surprise that they coined the term flâneur for “someone who spends their leisure time going on strolls with no particular destination in mind.”

A walkable city and the presence of flâneurs is also a strong indicator that it’s a great place in which to live. This thinking has given rise to the concept of the “15-minute city,” a term coined in 2016 that refers to a place where dwellers can get to the places for their daily routine with no more than 15 minutes of walking, or at most, 15 minutes of cycling.

Cover of the book “The Death and Life of Great American Cities” by Jane Jacobs

A 15-minute city or neighborhood should feel like the ideal presented in Jane Jacobs’ book, The Death and Life of Great American Cities. In such a city or neighborhood, it’s reasonable to regularly walk or bike to places such as:

  • A grocery
  • A drug store
  • Other shops for regular daily or weekly needs
  • A “third place” — a place that isn’t work or home where you can spend with other people in the community

The idea is so catchy that when Anne Hidalgo was running for re-election as Paris’ mayor, she made turning Paris into a 15-minute city one of her campaign promises:

The idea is that communities within each arrondissement of the French capital become more ‘self-sufficient’, with grocery shops, parks, cafes, sports facilities, health centres, schools and even workplaces just a walk or bike ride away. This triennial survey of the city’s commerce shows that – in this one particular area important to French people – it already is.

Photo of the counter at Reims Boulangerie, showing all their bread.
Creative Commons photo by Kent Wang. Click to see the source.

In case you were wondering what a boulangerie is, it’s a kind of bakery. The French are so into baked goods that they’ve created a number of terms for different kinds of bakeries:

  • boulangerie: The kind of bakery that makes bread. In France, you  need to bake the bread on the premises in order to be called a boulangerie. You buy “bread-y” good here.
  • pâtisserie: A pastry shop. France and Belgium don’t let you call your bakery a pâtisserie if you don’t have a licensed master pastry chef on staff. You buy “cake-y” good here.
  • viennoiserie: Between the boulangerie and the pâtisserie is the viennoiserie, or Viennese-style breakfast pastry shop. You buy brioches and croissants here.

Seminole Heights’ seal, which depicts a two-headed alligator

After finding out how easily accessible boulangeries are in Paris, I decided to see if I lived within walking or cycling distance of one. If you live in Seminole Heights like I do, you probably do!

First, there’s the Seminole Heights branch of La Segunda, which used to be Faedo Family Bakery. Faedo has been making Cuban bread for over five decades, and La Segunda’s been baking for over a century. They are truly a Tampa answer to the boulangerie.

Then there’s Gulf Coast Sourdough, who not only make excellent bread on the premises, but fantastic sandwiches, and a very good cinnamon roll.

And finally, there’s Brazilian Fun Foods, who don’t just make bread, but gluten-free bread in the style of pao de quejo, a cheese bread made from corn flour and cassava starch. Their wares cover a wide range of carby goodness, from bread to pizza dough to churros.

Seminole Heights also has a grocery, a couple of pharmacies, many restaurants, cafes and bars, riverside parks, and even a Home Depot and Walmart (this is America, after all), all within walking or cycling distance. It’s a pretty nice place, and I like it here.

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An important reminder from He-Man

Panel 1: He-Man on his cycle, saying “And remember, punks are nice people pretending to be bad and hippies are bad people pretending to be nice.” - Panel 2: “Until next time friends”

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Why NOT deep-dish pepperoni fruitcake?

Fake “Little Caesars” ad for “Deep ! Deep! Dish Pepperoni Fruitcake”, featuring a fruitcake topped like a pepperoni pizza.
Thanks to Ryan Rossman for the find!

Fruitcake is already the worst, and any change, no matter how bad it may seem, can only improve it.

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My demographic, in a nutshell

Tweet from “The Hard Times:” Aging punk slaps another band sticker on sleep apnea machine, with photo of man asleep in bed with his CPAP festooned with punk band stickers.
Found via Oksana Horbach, Tap to view at full size.

I’ve been a CPAP user for about 15 years, and a fan of The Clash for far longer.

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You can also do this with “The Elf on the Shelf…”

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My bedside table is a little more joyful

In case you’re wondering what the photo above is all about and need some context, it’s a reference to this somewhat disturbed/disturbing tweet from Elon Musk:

In case he deletes the tweet (which he’s been known to do), here’s a screenshot:

Also: Caffeine-free Diet Coke? NPC.

And here’s my favorite response to Elon’s tweet: