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Meanwhile, in Tampa…

I want to know, but I also don’t want to know.

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Comment of the day

Social media posting of a sheriff holding a mug with the Gadsden flag “Don’t tread on me” logo. The comment below it reads “Bro ur the foot”.

The Gadsden flag is often an indicator for “I peaked in high school.”

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Funny, but true

Two-panel picture:

Panel 1: “Serial killers in movies,” featuring Homer Simpson wearing a hockey goalie mask and brandishing a chainsaw.

Panel 2: “Serial killers in real life,” featuring Ned Flanders waving in his neighborly manner.
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They call him “Don Snoreleone”

My favorite summary of Donald Trump’s tendency to fall asleep in court during his own trials comes from Salon:

Toddlers are superior to Donald Trump in all ways, but they share one trait with the old man: A tendency to veer wildly between throwing tantrums or crashing into naps.

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Stop believing the “job creators’” lies

Screenshot from Fortune.com: “The Great Resignation is effectively over. We’re now in the Great Talent Stagnation, where employers’ biggest concern is the lack of qualified applicants”

Not that long ago, they’d cry, moan, gnash their teeth and whine “Nobody wants to work!”

Now, they’re still crying, moaning, and gnashing their teeth, but the tune has changed: “Nobody’s qualified to work!”

What they’re really complaining about is that nobody wants to work for at the level they want for the pay they’re willing to offer.

👀 You can read the article featured in the screenshot above here.

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Happy U.S. tax day 2024!

Excerpts from the IRS site:

Illegal activities: Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.

Remember to report all your income, regardless of source.

(And yes, this was actually on the U.S. Internal Revenue Service’s site.)

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A timely message from Dairy Queen

Announcement sign at a Dairy Queen that reads “It’s ECLIPSE not apocalypse.”
Announcement sign at a Dairy Queen that reads “It’s ECLIPSE not apocalypse”, taken from another angle.