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Happy U.S. tax day 2024!

Excerpts from the IRS site:

Illegal activities: Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.

Remember to report all your income, regardless of source.

(And yes, this was actually on the U.S. Internal Revenue Service’s site.)

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Stranger than Fiction The Current Situation

A timely message from Dairy Queen

Announcement sign at a Dairy Queen that reads “It’s ECLIPSE not apocalypse.”
Announcement sign at a Dairy Queen that reads “It’s ECLIPSE not apocalypse”, taken from another angle.
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Stranger than Fiction The More You Know...

Priorities

Photo of an e-scooter and an SUV with the caption: “One of these vehicles is considered so dangerous that most cities dictate and enforced speed limiter.

The other one is an SUV.”
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Stranger than Fiction

Be gone…SATIN?

Burlington Weslyan Independent Church is wrong on two counts:

  1. It’s supposed to be “Be gone SatAn
  2. The power of satin is the power of disco, and so far, disco has power everywhere…
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Stranger than Fiction

Once again, “The Simpsons” predicted it

Need context? Here are the clips you need to see from the Simpsons episode that this meme refers to:

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It Happened to Me Stranger than Fiction

I won this prize today

Hello from Austin! I’m here until Thursday, where I’m attending and speaking at the Civo Navigate North America conference.

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Useful information for tomorrow’s flight

Screenshot of a CNN story where the “lower third” says “Boeing 777 will struggle to maintain altitude once the fuel tanks are empty.”

Hey, CNN, thanks for telling us that “plane no go if no gas.”