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Stranger than Fiction

Be gone…SATIN?

Burlington Weslyan Independent Church is wrong on two counts:

  1. It’s supposed to be “Be gone SatAn
  2. The power of satin is the power of disco, and so far, disco has power everywhere…
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Stranger than Fiction

Once again, “The Simpsons” predicted it

Need context? Here are the clips you need to see from the Simpsons episode that this meme refers to:

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It Happened to Me Stranger than Fiction

I won this prize today

Hello from Austin! I’m here until Thursday, where I’m attending and speaking at the Civo Navigate North America conference.

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funny Stranger than Fiction

Useful information for tomorrow’s flight

Screenshot of a CNN story where the “lower third” says “Boeing 777 will struggle to maintain altitude once the fuel tanks are empty.”

Hey, CNN, thanks for telling us that “plane no go if no gas.”

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Stranger than Fiction

*Mostly* resolved

To borrow a line of thinking from “Miracle Max” from The Princess Bride: mostly resolved means partly unresolved!

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Florida Stranger than Fiction

Florida Cat redefines the slang expression “banana hammock”

Orange cat resting on a bunch of bananas in a banana tree.
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Stranger than Fiction

The picture tells you whose idea it was

News clipping titled “Alberta couple sells off ‘very impressive’ collection of John Deere memorabilia” with photo of couple standing among a collection of toy John Deere tractors. Dan looks dejected; Donna is beaming.

You can click here for the news story about the sale of this collection, but for the full story, just look at Dan and Donna Specht’s body language and facial expressions.