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Elon and Boris wouldn’t be able to escape

Screen capture of a tweet by @pookleblinky: “They should stick Boris Johnson and Elon Musk in a ‘Saw” trap and the only way to escape is for each of them to name all their children.”
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Both are cruel, spoiled brats with a large number of children from three different women, the third one being a co-worker:

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Okay Google, I meant a *different* MF.

Earlier today, I Googled the proper spelling of the (ahem) colloquial Italian phrase “Che cazzo?”, a phrase that translates as “WTF?” (I’ll explain in a later post.)

I noticed that Google also has a translation for “MF,” but not the one you’re likely to mean unless you’re a sight-reading musician:

Google result for “what is the italian word for MF”: “Mezzo forte”.
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Go ahead, try the search out for yourself:

What is the Italian word for MF?

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I’d say it was cognitive dissonance, but that implies *cognition*.

It’s real. Here’s the original tweet.

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Possibly the best use of “Yakety Sax” (a.k.a. “The Benny Hill Theme”) ever [UPDATED]

As news of upper class twit of the century and UK Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson’s (yes, that’s his real name) resignation was announced, some merry pranksters decided to blast Yakety Sax (a.k.a. the Benny Hill theme) outside British Parliament, and it was perfect.

Update: Hugh Grant (yes, that Hugh Grant) requested it!

According to ITV News:

It’s now emerged that Brexit protester Steve Bray played the iconic slapstick music outside number 10 Downing Street, after a request on Twitter from the actor Hugh Grant.

The blaring theme could be overheard in live news broadcasts as journalists delivered the latest developments in the political drama.

Mr Bray celebrated the return of his speakers on Thursday morning, a week after having them confiscated under a new law that aims to cut down on loud protests.

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That’s not how feet work!

Look very carefully at the foot in the poster above. Whoever Photoshopped it clearly didn’t.

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This car’s owner missed a big opportunity by not having a “TOE TRUCK” sticker

Car with “TOESUKR” license plate and all manner of stickers that say that the owner loves toes and sucking toes.
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One bumper sticker, but SO MANY ways to interpret it!

Tap to view at full size. Thanks to Luke Gattuso for the find!

Is this sarcastic? I can’t tell.