The Current Situation

America *is* great, Mike Huckabee. Just not *your* vision of it.

Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas, political commentator on his own show, and combination Fox News contributor and Southern…

4 years ago

COVID-19 vaccination allegory of the day

Also: Gravity doesn’t cause your car to plunge into the water; 5G networking does.

4 years ago

Florida Vaccine Update

In case you haven’t heard, here’s the latest news on COVID-19 vaccine eligibility in Florida: If you’re 50 or older,…

4 years ago

Expect cringey apologies like this for the next few weeks

“In your heart?” More like up your ass. In light of the increased violence against Asians, expect to see this…

4 years ago

Hey, envirodorks: You should’ve opened with THIS warning!

Talk about burying the lede! Had environmental scientists opened with a warning like “Human penises are shrinking because of pollution”,…

4 years ago

Steal this idea: Toronto restaurant renames its burgers as office supplies so you can expense them

This story’s been making the rounds in my former home town of Toronto: Good Fortune Bar (currently operating as Good…

4 years ago

Florida of the Day: “How it started / How it’s going”, the Spring Break edition

How it started: How it’s going: Context Wikipedia’s entry for Spring Break CNN — Miami Beach declares a state of emergency…

4 years ago

Once again, it’s the first day of spring…

...and is tradition on this blog, that means it’s time to post a favorite tune of mine from the nineties,…

4 years ago