The Current Situation

Perhaps We Shouldn’t Have Welcomed Them as Liberators

Over at the blog Cathartic Relief, there's an interesting alternate-future-history story that takes place 8 years after the Chinese invaded…

17 years ago

You are the 9th Most Loathsome Person in America

...well, according to The Beast's list of the 50 most loathsome people in America for 2007, anyway. (And yes, we've…

17 years ago

The Trouble with Hillary

The lines in the last panel of the comic below sum up everything wrong with Hillary Clinton's campaign: Democrat 1:…

17 years ago

Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest

Being the day before Thanksgiving, today's a busy day at airports all across the United States. If you're flying today,…

17 years ago

Two Things That Came to Mind When Reading Alan Dershowitz’s Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal

I missed reading "Dersh's" op-ed in the Wall Street Journal titled Democrats and Waterboarding until this morning. After reading it,…

17 years ago

Adios, Pendejo!

It's nice to start the working week with some good news: the world's most sleazy amnesiac, U.S. Attorney General Alberto…

17 years ago

“America to the Rescue”

This week, The Daily Show aired one of its best and most spot-on segments, America to the Rescue, a high-larious…

17 years ago

7 Wonders of the Totalitarian World

Man Hands! It's all about the giant hands: Photos from Esquire, courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele. Here's what these wonders…

17 years ago

Richard “Creative Class” Florida Moving to Accordion City

Richard Florida is moving to Accordion City! The urban thinker who coined the term "creative class" is following in Jane…

17 years ago

Scenes from NBC News, July 4th, 1972

The Evening News, 35 Years Ago Here's something that many (but not all) of you regular Accordion Guy readers might…

17 years ago