Here’s the tweet that is the source of this photo and this entry’s title:
We’re Not Sure Your Baby’s Appearance Is Up To Our Family’s Standards Starter Pack: pic.twitter.com/D15CH2ClzM
— 🧱300 ᴀɴᴛɪFᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴀᴛ🧥 (@Psyche1226) March 8, 2021
Category: The Current Situation
Far-right culture warrior Ian Miles Cheong — who looks like my evil, basement-dwelling, sadder incel counterpart from a parallel universe — got this spot-on response on Twitter to his moronic post about double-masking.
It’s very odd how the kooky cons seem to think that masks both can’t protect you from the coronavirus, but will block oxygen, despite the fact that the viruses are much larger than oxygen molecules. Remember, oxygen molecules are made of just two oxygen atoms (it’s right there in the formula: O2!), while viruses are made up of considerably more.
…that it’s time to post the unofficial Florida state motto (pictured above).
In what seems to be an attempt to justify the Norwegians’ use of “Texas” as a slang expression for “crazy”, Texas’ governor, Greg Abbott, has lifted the state’s mask mandate and will allow businesses to open their doors at 100% capacity starting March 10th, in spite of health experts’ warnings.
There’s a point in a lot of dystopian science fiction where the interests of business take precedence over the interests of people’s safety, and well, Texas is just about there. Florida’s governor, Ron “DipShantis” DeSantis is likely watching and working on plans to follow suit, based on his recent statements. Welcome to late stage capitalism!
It’s going to get dumber, folks.
By the bye, if you’re wondering where the image above comes from, it’s from this classic scene from the 1979 film Alien:
According to the article, the dog walker survived and is recovering in the hospital.
The headline could still use a little work. When I read it, I imagined this scene:
Dog walker: I’m so sorry, m’lady, but I got jumped and they took the dogs!
Lady Gaga: Fool! You have failed me for the last time! **BANG**
Yes, we can be “America’s drainpipe for weirdos” sometimes, but we’re also a blessed tropical paradise.
While the rest of the country’s enduring near-freezing, freezing, or sub-freezing temperatures, the temperatures here have been ranging from 79°F (26°C) here in the Tampa Bay area to 84°F (29°C) along the east coast.