Categories
funny The Current Situation

Tweet of the day: “Emotional Support Canadians are on standby”

Tweet by @Darth_Pingu: “Dear America:  Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly.”
Tap to view the original Tweet.

Surely I can’t be the only one in Tampa Bay…

Categories
The Current Situation

Dude, hug your kid

Photo: Donald Trump Jr. trying to hug Donald Trump, but Don Sr. refuses.

Dude, hug your kid.

He’s stumping for you in places that are too small-time for you to go, and talking to press outlets that are too tiny to be worth your while. It looks like he’s trying to be a worthy son.

When he reaches to you for a hug, hug him.

And not in that creepy way you do with Ivanka. He’s your kid.

Categories
America The Current Situation

Only the Boomer with a Computer can save us now!

Photo: Cover of “Boomer with a Computer”. Cover text reads “The DEEP STATE. A global cabal of CANNIBALISTIC ELITES. They THOUGHT they could GET AWAY with it. But they NEVER PREPARED for the BOOMER WITH A COMPUTER! / Author of ‘Swollen Ankles, Swollen Vengenace’ QUEEF MALONE.”
Tap to see this sure-to-be-a-bestseller cover at full size!

Yes, I know it’s a joke cover for a non-existent book, but it’s also National Novel Writing Month! Someone needs to use this as the basis for their novel.

Categories
America funny The Current Situation

2020 meets “Lord of the Rings”

I don’t want to know what “Elevenses” would mean in this context.

Categories
America funny The Current Situation

Pictures aplenty for Sunday, November 1, 2020

Categories
America The Current Situation

A reminder from Amy Coney Barrett to set your clocks back

Comic: Amy Coney Barrett in 1800s clothing and carrying water from the welll reminding you to turn your clocks back
Tap to view at full size.

Here’s a reminder from Amy Coney Barrett to set your clocks back. It’s on her agenda, and she’ll likely be setting them back by more than an hour…

Categories
America The Current Situation

Welcome to the richest country in the third world

Welcome to the richest country in the third world, where armed thugs in trucks take part in campaign interference and voter intimidation as the police willfully ignore the illegality.

From KEYE, a CBS news affiliate in Austin:

The Biden bus has also been closely followed by Trump supporters while on the road, though Texas Democrats insist their presence didn’t affect their decision to call off the downtown Austin rally.

In Pflugerville, Texas House Representative Sheryl Cole tweeted the Biden bus was supposed to make a stop there with the Austin Young Democrats but she wrote they, too, had to cancel–but due to security reasons.

“Pro-Trump Protesters have escalated well beyond safe limits,” she posted.

She quoted a tweet from Texas House Rep Rafael Anchía, who claimed “Armed Trump trolls harassing Biden Bus on I-35, ramming volunteer vehicles & blocking traffic for 40 mins.”

From Raw Story:

Multiple videos and images captured the bus being dangerously harassed by trucks. Dr. Eric Cervini, an author who says he flew to Texas to join the tour, said that he called the police as he witnessed the drivers’ behavior. According to him, the Trump supporters actively attempted to drive the bus off the road, and one officer on the scene wearing Thin Blue Line apparel refused to intervene, saying, “Not my jurisdiction.”