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The Yellow Griffin: Good Burgers, Lousy Service

The Yellow Griffin Pub, Toronto.

Yesterday, we took Dave, who’s visiting from Chicago, to his favourite restaurant in our neighbourhood: The Yellow Griffin (2202 Bloor Street West, just east of Runnymede). It looks like a typical High Park/Bloor West Village/Swansea faux-Brit pub, but it distinguishes itself with its menu of burgers. They offer 35 sets of toppings, from the traditional cheddar cheese to Stilton and walnuts to mango chutney and tandoori yogurt sauce to scallions, peanuts and kung pao sauce to peanut butter. If you don’t want beef, you can ask to change your burger to ground lamb or turkey, a chicken burger, pork escalope or veggie. I’ve only had the beef burgers, but they cook them just right. There’s also a good choice of sides, from the expected fries and onion rings to my favourite, the breaded green beans, served with a choice of mayonnaise-based dipping sauces, such as curry, garlic and mango-pineapple.

The Yellow Griffin’s major problem is that the service is erratic. When it’s good, it’s passable, and when it’s bad, it’s rather like restaurants in the “before” state on Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. Last night, it was closer to the latter, with the waitstaff in a state of mild confusion and the kitchen slow to crank out the food (the place doesn’t have more than a dozen tables). When we first took our table, we saw the credit card receipt of the previous patrons, who’d put “0” on the tip line, and based on last night’s service, I understand completely. It’s a shame the service is so bad when the burgers are quite good.

It also has the minor problem of not quite feeling like a local place. I can’t put my finger on it, but the “feel” of the place just doesn’t make any sort of concession to the neighbourhood surrounding it: it might as well be a ground floor pub in an office building downtown or in an industrial park in the ‘burbs. Even the Timothy’s coffee chain just down the street has a more local feel (for starters, they display works by local artists on their walls).

The wide array of burgers, sides and dips are the place’s saving grace; if it weren’t for them, the Griffin would’ve been trounced by the places across the street — Sharkey’s, The Swan and Firkin and especially Dr. Generosity, who in my opinion make a better burger and have great food, great service and feel like they’re part of the neighbourhood. If they could get the place renovated — perhaps an appearance on Restaurant Makeover — and retrain or replace the waitstaff, they’d have a winner on their hands.

For more about the Yellow Griffin, here’s the Toronto Life writeup, and here’s a Now magazine blurb.

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Cracking Down on Dork Bi… — oops — Pocket Bikes

Photo of a pocket bike in action with the caption 'Maybe this is cool and I just can't tell.'

I’m surprised that the Toronto Police have to crack down on pocket bikes; I could’ve sworn that the shame of riding one of those dorky little things would’ve been a sufficient deterrent.

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Gentrification with Justice

Comic by Toles on gentrification.

One of the first results of a Google image search for “gentrification”.

Gideon Strauss points to an article in ByFaith Online (“The Web Magazine of the Presbyterian Church in America”) titled Gentrification with Justice. An excerpt (with one bit of emphasis on my part):

I have now seen first hand (yes, inadvertently participated in) the devastating impact that gentrification can have on the poor of an urban community. I have faced panicking families at my front door who had just been evicted from their homes, their meager belongings set out on the curb. I have helped them in their frantic search to find scarce affordable apartments and have collected donations to assist with rent and utility deposits.

But I have also seen what happens to the poor when the “gentry” do not return to the city. The effects of isolation are equally severe. A pathology creeps into a community when achieving neighbors depart – a disease born of isolation that depletes a work ethic, lowers aspirations and saps human initiative. I have seen courageous welfare mothers struggle in vain to save their children from the powerful undertow of the streets. I have witnessed the sinister forces of a drug culture as it ravages unchecked the lives of those who have few options for escape. Without the presence of strong, connected neighbor-leaders who have the best interests of the community at heart, a neglected neighborhood becomes a desperate dead-end place.

The romantic notion that the culture of a dependent, poverty community must somehow be protected from the imposition of outside values is as naive as it is destructive. Neighborhoods that have hemorrhaged for decades from the “up and out” migration of their best and brightest need far more than government grants, human services and urban ministries to restore their health. More than anything else, they need the return of the very kinds of home-owning, goal-driven, faith-motivated neighbors that once gave their community vitality. In a word, they need the gentry.

This leaves us in a bit of a quandary. The poor need the gentry in order to revive their deteriorated neighborhoods. But the gentry will inevitably displace the poor from these neighborhoods. The poor seem to get the short end of the stick either way.

If you’re interested in the ongoing evolution of Accordion City (or hey, your own city) and you want to do it without trampling over people in the process, this article is a worthwhile read.

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Karaoke Copyright Takedown

In today’s news (National Post / Toronto Sun / Marketnews.ca), there are reports that copyright-related arrests were made at two karaoke bars in the Accordion City area. Here’s a snippet from the National Post story:

Staff at two Greater Toronto karaoke bars have been charged with copyright offences as part of an RCMP crackdown on illegal karaoke businesses.

While pursuing a complaint, RCMP officers determined that two karaoke bars were charging the public money to listen to and use karaoke music without copyright permission to do so, the RCMP said.

These people arrested were staff at K-Box Bar and Lounge in Richmond Hill (which, according to these docs [PDF], have run afoul of the law before — for serving after hours) and Club Mirage in Markham (also in trouble for a few violations [PDF], including serving minors), both of which are the “rent a room for you and your friends” style of karaoke club.

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DemoCamp 8 Tomorrow!

'Toronto DemoCamp' logo.

Don’t forget, Toronto’s monthly show-and-tell event for techies, DemoCamp, takes place tomorrow night! It takes place at No Regrets (42 Mowat Avenue, not far from King and Dufferin) with the first presentation taking place at 6:30 p.m.. There’s be a follow-up social at the same location once presentations end, which should be about 8-ish.

The scheduled presentations are:

  1. WildApricot: Web-based software that automates daily administrative routines for associations and non-profits.
  2. JobLoft.com: Google maps-powered job board
  3. Filemobile: Power tools for bloggers, letting users videoblog and moblog with ease.
  4. Languify: A not-yet-released tool from the Nuvvo team & Nicolaas Handojo to manage translating your user interface to new languages.
  5. Mike McDerment from FreshBooks.com: How to Measure the Success of Your Web Service
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Auction for Tickets to the Biggest Charity Party in Town, Featuring Burton Cummings

Poster for 'Bridle Bash II' featuring Burton Cummings.

If you’ve got more disposable income than I do, like good ol’ rock and roll, parties and charity events, here’s an interesting thing to do this Saturday: Bridle Bash II, featuring Burton Cummings.

Bridle Bash II is a charity event/pool party held in someone’s back yard. This isn’t just any old back yard, but one in Accordion City’s most exclusive neighbourhood, the Bridle Path. It’s full of big mansions on big lots and home to media moguls like Moses Znaimer and Conrad Black, the artist formerly and once again known as Prince, my old upstairs neighbour Jesse who sold a good chunk of his company WebHosting.com for a hundred million or so dollars, and my dentist.

Because this isn’t just any old back yard party, there will be entertainment, and it will be provided by none other than Burton Cummings. Yes, the “Guess Who” guy. If his excellent performance at “SARStock” is any indication, this should be a real treat. Better still, Burton has a reputation to not just simply play a set and leave, but for playing as long as the party’s going. Even better, the best view of the stage will be from the pool, since the stage will be right beside it. How many rock concerts have you seen from inside a pool?

Finally, the cause: Camp Oochigeas (pronounced “OO-chi-GAY-us”). It’s a camp for kids with cancer, where they can receive the care and attention they need but still enjoy the quintessentially Canadian experience of camping. “Ooch” as the camp is often called, provides a high degree of support by assigning one camp counselor per camper and medical facilities to support people with cancer, including a chemotherapy unit. As you might expect, running such a camp is a very expensive proposition. The idea behind Bridle Bash II is to help out “Ooch” by raising $300,000 for them — in a single night. As of this writing, they’ve managed to raise two-thirds of that money.

The party will also feature as DJ, go-go dancers, a barbecue and bonfires, and the bar will be an open bar (with booze provided by attendees — it’s a BYOB event writ large). There will be about 1000 people in attendance, most of whom will be Accordion City citizens of high standing.

Tickets for this event are hard to come by, but if you’ve got the cash to spare, there’s a pair up for auction on eBay. The starting bid for these two tickets is CDN$1000 and the auction will end on Thursday, July 27th at 8:52:50 p.m.. If you’re interested in attending this event, go and place your bid!

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DemoCamp 8: Tuesday, July 25th at No Regrets

Toronto Democamp logo.

We apologize for the short notice, but we’d like to announce the next DemoCamp, which will happen next Tuesday, June 25th at No Regrets (42 Mowat Avenue, not far from King and Dufferin).

As of this writing, the scheduled presentations are:

  1. WildApricot – Web-based software that automates daily administrative routines for associations and non-profits.
  2. Slot Available – Got a demo? We’ve got one spot available!
  3. Filemobile – Power tools for bloggers, letting users videoblog and moblog with ease.
  4. Languify A not-yet-released tool from the Nuvvo team & Nicolaas Handojo to manage translating your user interface to new languages.
  5. Pursudo – A project by the people at Unspace that helps you meet cool people to do interesting things.

Presentations will start at 6:30 and run until about 8:30, after which the social part of the evening will commence. No Regrets has got some great food, drink and free WiFi, so plan to make an evening of it!

For more information, see the DemoCamp 8 page.