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Accordion City Day, Part 2: PUBLICity

Graphic: Poster for PUBLICity. 

Spacing magazine and the Toronto Free Gallery are presenting PUBLICity,

a five-week photo exhibit featuring the work of the city’s top photobloggers:

The exhibit will show their photos of Accordion City’s “urban landscape and

public spaces” and “showcase the variety of life that arises from our unique city”. If you were at the last GTABloggers Christmas party, you probably some many of these photobloggers’ works in the slideshow projected on my living room wall.

The exhibit will start with a launch party on Thursday March 17 from 7 to 10 p.m. at the Toronto Free Gallery (660 Queen Street West). The exhibit will be at the Toronto Free Gallery from March 16th through April 23rd.

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Accordion City Day, Part 1: Where the Women Are

Travelling westward on King Street West between Spadina and Bathrust

this morning, I saw a lineup about five blocks long made up almost

entirely of good-looking, well-dressed women in their 20s and 30s.

Among them was my friend Angela, who’d just arrived to take her place

at the back of the line.

“Movie auditions?” I asked.

“No, it’s a lululemon warehouse sale!”

(Guys: You might want to keep lululemon in mind if your girlfriend has

a birthday coming up. Girls go for that yoga stuff, and they look

pretty good in lululemon clothes.)

Single men, you might want to bring an accordion and go busk that crowd. The sale’s happening at 590 King Street West.

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Pauly Shore is Dead

Darryl Wiggers, programming director for Scream TV, sent me this email:

See, Hear and Feel Pauly Shore LIVE AND IN PERSON!

Special Midnight Screening of the film

PAULY SHORE IS DEAD

Friday, January 28th at The Royal Cinema

[608 College Street West]

with Pauly Shore LIVE in PERSON!

Tickets $12 advance / $15 night of show

Tickets available from Suspect Video

(605 Markham St & 619 Queen St. West)

Sponsored by Suspect Video and Presented by Ultra 8 Pictures

Finally, a movie that answers the question “what ever happened to Pauly

Shore?” with a satirical, sometimes self-deprecating, and often

hilarious honesty. Tracing the rise of the comedic it-boy and his

subsequent fall from favor, Pauly eventually loses everything: his

popularity, his house, his representation and his career. He is

humiliated in the public eye, and is forced to go to work parking cars

at his mother’s club, The Comedy Store; at a loss, he receives a

visitation from the ghost of Sam Kinison, who advises suicide.

According to Kinison, Shore’s dead career would be resurrected and

canonized in the event of the comedian’s death, and Pauly decides to go

along with this, at least to a point. He fakes his own death, and

Kinison’s prophecy comes true as all of Hollywood and fans across the

nation begin to extoll the genius that was Pauly. Basking in the glow

of his newfound appreciation, Shore goes out on the town in disguise,

but unfortunately his secret is discovered, he’s locked up, and now

looks more the fool than ever. The film is successful on the strength

of it’s good-natured, self-conscious quality of comedic revelation, and

is certainly augmented by its star power. The half-fiction,

half-autobiographical film boasts cameos from the likes of Sean Penn,

Pam Anderson, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Whoopi Goldberg, Kurt Loder,

Carson Daly, Vince Vaghn, Snoop Dog, Ben Stiller, Britney Spears, Chris

Rock, Corey Feldman, and Heidi Fleiss, among many, many others. It

would appear that The Weiz is not quite as unpopular as he presents

himself.

I gotta say, I loved the guy in Encino Man. He made that movie (sorry, Sean Astin).

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Starbucks I Have Known

In an article titled Maximum Starbucks Density, Jason Kottke points to a blog entry by Justin Blanton, who used the Starbucks locator web page

and discovered that there are 43 Starbucks branches within a 5-mile

radius of his apartment. He challenged readers to beat that. I can, with 51 branches. The record — a whopping 170 Starbucks — belongs to an area “around Broadway in NYC”.

While looking at some of the locations on the map of the Starbucks near

my house, I got the urge to annotate the map (classifying things

qualifies as a recreational activity in the nerd world). Here’s what I

put together — click the map below for a larger version:

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In Response to the Comment That May Have Come from Russell Smith

Graphic: 'Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday' icon.

Photo: Poncey boy Russell Smith.

Someone who might be Russell Smith wrote in a comment:

Well, I am disappointed with you. Last week I committed an outrageous

rant against not only the cinematic arts but indeed against the whole

of humanity, hoping to at least provoke some angry justification for

film or for happy communion with normal people or whatever. I was

begging for a brilliant demolition. At the end of my column I asked

readers to explain to me what was attractive about the movie-going

experience. I thought I knew pretty well what the answers would be (in

fact, I will list my expected arguments below, if you won’t do it for

me).

To which I replied with equal snark:

Sorry, fella, but I’ve been quite busy, what with a lot of extra work

at theoffice (including a change of desks) and a weekend trip to

Boston, where the snowstorm has delayed my return flight.

There’s also the matter of having a real job.

But I promise, comments soon!

I shall comment soon, but here’s the abbreviated version:

I largely agree with Smith’s sentiments about present-day movie-going (in fact, I generally agree with his sense of style and his articles on men’s fashion, save for his unwinnable fight to make capri pants for men acceptable).

Going to the cinema is a

carnival of bad manners from both theatre and audience. The

advertisements are an insult after the ridiculous admission prices and

exorbitant snack bar markups, and getting shown an anti-piracy ad after you’ve paid to see the movie is enough to make one want to see the entire MPAA

board drawn and quartered. As for the boorishness, yes, there’s nothing

like the annoyance of some idiot in the theatre uttering every stray

thought that comes to him. I remember one particular instance while

watching Hannibal with Cory Doctorow at the Metreon

(back when we both lived and worked at his dot-com in San Francisco);

during the really intense dinner scene with Ray Liotta, the guy behind

us blurted out “Daaaa-yum! Hannibal be eatin’ his brain!

I take issue with the tone: snotty, condescending, downright prissy and

completely bereft of any suggestion towards ameliorating the problem.

It’s just plain ranting, and I expect that from LiveJournal, not The Globe and Mail. I also expect better from Smith, who’s an excellent writer when he’s not getting up my nose.

I have a few suggestions in an attempt to find a solution, but they’ll

have to wait until I have a little more time. It is, after all, Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday!

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PyGTA Meeting Tonight

Graphic: 'Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday' icon.

Accordion City Geek Alert: Please note that this entry will be of interest to you if and only if:

  • You live in Toronto
  • You have an interest in the Python programming language


PyGTA, the Greater Toronto Area Python Group, is meeting tonight at the Givex offices (366 Adelaide Street West,

just east of Spadina). The meeting runs from 7 to 9 p.m. and will be

followed by the usual pub gathering, but at a new pub as the usual

hangout, The Charlotte Room, has closed its doors forever.

Tonight’s speaker is Dr. Greg Ross from the University of Toronto; his topic is Using Python in Undergraduate Education. Dr. Ross is the recipient of the largest of the first three grants ever to be awarded by the Python Software Foundation for his proposal, titled Software Engineering with Python for Scientists and Engineers. Hopefully, he’ll talk about this proposal as well

Catspaw tells me that he’s a

pretty cool prof, and oh, how I wish Python was one of the languages we

could’ve used for our assignments back at Crazy Go Nuts University.

I’m sure there will also be some discussion about the upcoming PyCon conference. I’m thinking about going this year.

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Spacing Magazine, Subway Buttons, Busking and the "Public Space Invaders" Short Film Festival

Spacing is an Accordion City magazine about its “urban landscape”. Spacing’s

motto is “Whose space is public space?”, an apt question in light of

the privatization of what was once public space. Consider the

joylessness of the not-really-public Dundas Square (complete with

security guards) or the blandness at Islington or Finch stations and

compare it to the family-friendly bustle of Greektown, Bloor West

Village and the Beaches or the crazy-quilt fun of my own stomping

grounds of Queen Street West, College West and Chinatown.


[via BoingBoing] Spacing has produced subway station buttons that reproduce the look of each station’s wall

tiling. I am pleased to report that the two subway stations that I use

are represented in their sample graphic:

Photo: 'Spacing' magazine's subway buttons.

Spacing’s web site also has a photo essay of the tiles of Accordion City’s subway stations.
 


The current issue of Spacing features photos from photobloggers from Accordion City:

Ryan Bigge, who interviewed me for the Globe and Mail a little while back, contributed some writing for the issue.


Also on Spacing’s web site: a topic that’s near and dear to my heart: busking!

I wish I’d been featured, but I haven’t busked in the past few months.

An excerpt, which covers how differently buskers are perceived in

Europe and North America:

In Europe buskers are so well respected that tour guides often show

them off to their passengers. Studebaker, who has taken his show on the

road a number of times, has witnessed the difference, and the

excitement in his voice gets even more hyper when he is asked about the

response overseas. “If you date a girl in Europe and she takes you home

her mom would say, ‘cool, he’s got a good job.’ Here it’s more like,

‘what, he’s a bum?’” Yet, most buskers are not homeless, rather they

are determined, struggling artists who are on the streets to make money

doing what they love, performing their chosen art for an audience.

The

lack of admiration for buskers is not always the audience’s fault

either. The ratio of good artists to bad is not always favourable. For

every Michael McTaggart (better known as Subway Elvis, an Elvis

impersonator from Tennessee who played on TTC property in the 1970s

before it was legal to do so), Jeff Burke (a 26-year veteran of the

bassoon who plays covers of Nirvana and Black Sabbath in subway

stations and performs with bands from jazz to world-beat to hip-hop),

and Graeme Kirkland (the legendary jazz drummer who used to draw crowds

playing buckets outside the Rivoli) there are the guys who clink toy

xylophones and acoustic guitar players who play bad renditions of Bob

Dylan or The Beatles with no emotion whatsoever. Still, without any

buskers in our public spaces the only free outdoor performers we would

see would be those who are hired to play on that big slab of concrete

at Yonge and Dundas. We would only be able to see “acceptable” forms of

entertainment and, the bottom line is, entertainment in our public

spaces would be owned by private interests.

My aunt from the Philippines used to say that she’d cover her face if

she ever saw me busing on the street until I explained to her just how

far a goofy little hobby can take you. Even my parents like to brag to

their friends: (a) our son’s in computers! and (b) he plays accordion

on the street! And people like him!


Graphic: Public Space Invaders logo.

[via Torontoist] Tonight, Spacing is hosting an event at the Drake Hotel called “Public Space Invaders”. It’s a festival of “short films focused on transit, public art installations, monster

homes, surveillance cameras, urban exploration and city life in public

space.” The doors open at 8:00 p.m., films start at 8:30. Admission is an el-cheapo sliding scale of $5 – 10.