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Happy Valentine’s Day 2017!

...and if you don’t have someone to celebrate with, please don’t do what this woman’s cousin did:

8 years ago

My “granite counter repair / souvenir of an Irish pub in Japan” story

Sooner or later, this happens to the edges of a lot of granite kitchen counters: Not our kitchen counter, but…

8 years ago

David Tennant’s inspiring “It’s all gonna be okay” speech

For those of you not familiar with British TV, The Last Leg is the UK’s analogue to the US TV…

8 years ago

I thought my wife had finally gotten into old-school hip-hop, but she’d joined Malwarebytes instead

When I saw the t-shirt that my wife Anitra had hung up to dry, my first instinct was to throw…

8 years ago

FOX News low-bar graphic of the day

Chart shown by Tucker Carlson (of course) on FOX News. Graphic found via Ally Maynard (@MissMayn). Click to see at…

8 years ago

You may be having a bad day, but not as bad as this Florida Man

This happened in the wee hours this morning about a 20-minute drive from my place. The Tampa Bay Times reports:…

8 years ago

You’d never have gotten the job if you’d interviewed as badly as Betsy DeVos [Updated]

It’s official: after a 50-50 yea/nay vote in the Senate, Vice President Pence cast the tiebreaking vote, making her the…

8 years ago

“Nobody with a good car needs to be justified!” (or: The 25th anniversary of Ministry’s “Jesus Built My Hotrod”)

I know I’m going to everyone who used to listen to this alt-rock classic or who went to my DJ…

8 years ago

Classified ad of the day: “The guy who slept with my girlfriend left his melodica here”

Click the photo to see the ad. The melodica is a wind instrument for keyboard players. It looks like a…

8 years ago

The look on his face says: “THIS. IS. MY. MOMENT!”

...or, as Jamie Ross (Scotland reporter for Buzzfeed News) tweeted: “Heartfelt congratulations to this guy who must have waited a…

8 years ago