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Doubly true in Florida

And in case you think I’m kidding…

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My new goal for all my online presentations, courtesy of “The Onion”

My new goal for all my online presentations is inspired by this article in The Onion: To make them so compelling that “Zoombombers” will forget about disrupting them and choose to watch and even participate.

Speaking of online presentations, I run a couple of meetups that have gone online since the start of staying at home:

One of the meetups I run is Tampa iOS Meetup, a gathering for programmers who want to learn iOS programming. In these meetups, I walk you through a coding exercise and you code along with me — you learn by doing. Along the way, I explain what’s happening in the code you’re writing, and at the end of the session, you have a working app!

The other meetup I run is Coders, Creatives, and Craft Beer, and it’s an informal monthly event where techies and creatives get together and hang out. We’ve had many great conversations at these, people have landed jobs or got some great career advice, new friendships have been made, and we’ve even had a jam session break out!

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A health and safety reminder from Ms. Dolly Parton

You’d think that no one in their right mind would take Donald Trump’s not-really-thinking-out-loud notion that perhaps a treatment involving injecting disinfectant to a patient’s lungs might be a cure for COVID-19, and you’d be right. The problem is that enough people aren’t anywhere near in their right minds, and that’s why there was a spike in calls to poison control shortly afterward.

Just in case some of you young’uns aren’t familiar with the country classic Jolene, here it is:

The White Stripes have covered it…

…as has Miley Cyrus…

…and Lucy Hale:

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Gordon Ramsay’s son Oscar looks like he’s about to shout down a sous-chef

He’s already nailed his dad’s scowl.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The worst person in Connecticut

Tap the photo to see the assholery at full size.

I wish I could say it’s Photoshoppery, but this photo was taken by the Hartford Courant and appears in their April 20th article, Hundreds parade through Hartford to protest Gov. Ned Lamont’s coronavirus stay-at-home orders, business closures.

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Finally, a yoga shirt that suits me

If you understand Spanish, you know what this means. If you don’t, it says “I bow to the divine in you, enlightened one.*”

* No, it doesn’t, idiota.

Thanks to Roberto Torres for the find!

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A 5-hour, one-take virtual tour of the Hermitage

Need some “video wallpaper” to have on in the background? Care to see one of the world’s iconic museums? Want some new walls to look at? Here’s a five-hour tour of the Hermitage Museum, located in “the other St. Petersburg”, shot on an iPhone 11 Pro in one take.