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A health and safety reminder from Ms. Dolly Parton

You’d think that no one in their right mind would take Donald Trump’s not-really-thinking-out-loud notion that perhaps a treatment involving injecting disinfectant to a patient’s lungs might be a cure for COVID-19, and you’d be right. The problem is that enough people aren’t anywhere near in their right minds, and that’s why there was a spike in calls to poison control shortly afterward.

Just in case some of you young’uns aren’t familiar with the country classic Jolene, here it is:

The White Stripes have covered it…

…as has Miley Cyrus…

…and Lucy Hale:

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Gordon Ramsay’s son Oscar looks like he’s about to shout down a sous-chef

He’s already nailed his dad’s scowl.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The worst person in Connecticut

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I wish I could say it’s Photoshoppery, but this photo was taken by the Hartford Courant and appears in their April 20th article, Hundreds parade through Hartford to protest Gov. Ned Lamont’s coronavirus stay-at-home orders, business closures.

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Finally, a yoga shirt that suits me

If you understand Spanish, you know what this means. If you don’t, it says “I bow to the divine in you, enlightened one.*”

* No, it doesn’t, idiota.

Thanks to Roberto Torres for the find!

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A 5-hour, one-take virtual tour of the Hermitage

Need some “video wallpaper” to have on in the background? Care to see one of the world’s iconic museums? Want some new walls to look at? Here’s a five-hour tour of the Hermitage Museum, located in “the other St. Petersburg”, shot on an iPhone 11 Pro in one take.

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Trump’s disinfectant idea wasn’t the first time someone suggested using them internally (or: Lysol’s douchey ads)

There are a couple of things you should take away from Trump’s news conference yesterday, in which one of the suggestions he made

  1. A news conference is not the time for spitballing. You can do that in closed meetings and brainstorming sessions, but doing it in a news conference undermines its purpose: to get one to three messages across.
  2. This is only the most recent incident where someone has suggested to a nationwide audience that maybe disinfectants could be applied internally.

Case in point: Old ads for the Lysol. Today, we know it as a household cleaner, but when it first came out, it was marketed in different ways. In its earliest days, it was marketed as a way to help fight epidemics and pandemics — first in 1889, with the cholera outbreak in Germany, and then in 1918 for the flu pandemic of that era. But in the 1920s, it was billed as a feminine hygiene product — housewives were told to douche with good ol’ Lysol.

There’s also a connotation to the phrase “feminine hygiene” that a modern reader would miss — according to historian Andrea Tone, the term was also a euphemism for contraception, which isn’t surprising, given that the U.S. once had the repressive Comstock laws. She writes about it in her book Devices and Desires: A History of Contraceptives in America.

Here’s a selection of old Lysol ads. Read ’em, and give thanks Lysol isn’t marketed that way anymore.

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America’s new official drink