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funny Work

Job interview answer of the day

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Words to Live By Work

The best use of the “Stop Doing X” meme format

Most of the “Stop Doing X” memes are meant to be nonsensical, but Stop Doing Offices is different. Every point it makes is 100% spot-on!

Need context? Here’s the original meme, Stop Doing Math:

It spawned a number of memes using the same template, such as Stop Playing Music:

Here’s Stop Doing German:

You’ll find dozens more on Know Your Meme’s page for the Stop Doing Math meme.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

My proposal for the next “superb owl”

I’ll call the event by its real name, but the NFL sues bloggers who use it. But wouldn’t it be a great halftime show?

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The Good Fight

What they really mean

Comic by Jen Sorensen featuring a lecturer and audience member.

Lecturer: “In conclusion, America must ban immigrants from interior nations and instead celebrate European culture.”

Audience member: “You mean you support a strong social safety net?”

Lecturer: “Er, no.”

Audience member: “Excellent high-speed train systems?”

Lecturer: “No.”

Audience member: “Universal health care?”

Lecturer: “No.”

Audience member: “Liberal democracy?”

Lecturer: “No.”

Audience member: “Respect for science and the Paris Climate Accord?”

Lecturer: “No.”

Audience member: “Generous vacations and paid family leave?”

Lecturer: “No.”

Audience member: “Bicycle-friendly cities like Amsterdam and Copenhagen?”

Lecturer: [Dark cloud over head] “LOOK, I MEAN I LIKE WHITE PEOPLE, OKAY?”

Audience member: “Oh, right.”

This is from a few years back, but it still holds true (and cartoonist Jen Sorensen’s depiction of the lecturer’s “fashy” haircut is spot-on).

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America The Current Situation

When someone tells you we’ve never been so divided…

Photo of two water fountains — a larger, nicer one labeled “white and a smaller one labeled “colored” — with the caption “Stop saying ‘As a nation we’ve never been so divided. This was less than 70 years ago.’”

…show them this picture and remind them that there are terrible people who wouldn’t mind seeing this come back.

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funny

Back to work!

Meme with cat labeled “vacation,” human labeled “Back to work,” where the human is trying to remove the cat from a very skinny storefront while the cat resists with a sad face.
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funny Geek

Steamboat Willie’s trolley problem

The classic “trolley problem” meme illustration, but with Mickey Mouse as “Steamboat Willie” at the helm of the streetcar.

The Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse has moved into the public domain, so why not the philosophical domain as well?